Hand-cranked tool resembles Raymond Loewy's 1933 pencil sharpener


34 Responses to “Hand-cranked tool resembles Raymond Loewy's 1933 pencil sharpener”

  1. Christopher says:

    And the carrot on the right resembles a…well, some of them, anyway. 

  2. Bradley Robinson says:

    I would like to acquire one of these for purposes I do not wish to discuss. 

  3. Øyvind says:

    a penis sharpener? is there a market?

  4. entireleaves says:

    A vegan “Make your own dildo” kit?

  5. jere7my says:

    The headline is wrong. The hand-cranked tool resembles a carrot, not a pencil sharpener.

  6. peregrinus says:

    Does it make earplugs?  What does it do?

  7. Cowicide says:

    Followed link to “dildo maker”… found torture devices.  0_o

  8. toobigtofail says:

    Hand. Cranked. Tool.

  9. Bill Glover says:

    Shades of the “Invisible Carrot” from Chuck Palahniuk’s story “Guts” [nsfw for most values of "w"].

  10. kansas says:

    Take my money!

  11. duncancreamer says:

    This artist has clearly never seen an actually penis.

    • wysinwyg says:

      You might be surprised by the variety of shapes and sizes.  It’s quite likely you and the artist have simply been looking at different penises.

  12. Wingnut says:

    Judging by the end-product, the inventor must be Jewish, vegan and have a John Boehner fetish.

  13. Jon Bakos says:

    All I can think of is George Clooney gleefully unveiling his creation in Burn After Reading.

  14. No one has commented on the fact that it’s not real? Not even a single “this must be an art piece” or “those product shots are totally fake.” No, nothing?
    Tisk, tisk.

  15. Jen Onymous says:

     Ya know, I’d buy one of these for reals.  It would be a fun thing to have around in the office when they put out the usually insipid carrot sticks/bananas/etc spread at the rare catered lunchtime meeting. 

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