Future phone feature phone, with pink accents, in the key of Stanley Kubrick

When I was eight, this is exactly what I believed all devices would someday resemble.

The future is pink and dial-up.


32 Responses to “Future phone feature phone, with pink accents, in the key of Stanley Kubrick”

  1. Antinous / Moderator says:

    She really looks like an assassin.  I’m pretty sure that that little button nose shoots laser beams.

  2. Ultra Fem says:

    You know what’s funny? Any one of us could build this from junk parts today. (OMG! Why am I not doing it??)

  3. You can have any ringtone you want, as long as it’s The Blue Danube.

  4. Stefan Jones says:

    Kubrick? I was thinking a prop from a Gerry Anderson show. 

  5. Preston Sturges says:

    It’s an impressively thin CRT.  Very futuristic.

  6. Preston Sturges says:


  7. sam1148 says:

    I miss the future. The one we got sucks. 

    • Wreckrob8 says:

      Please select the service you require from the following four options….

      I’m sorry I didn’t get that. I’m going to have to cut you off.


    • Preston Sturges says:

      “Future” may not be available as shown,  
      “Future” not available in parts of India, Asia, Central, and South America.  
      Individual fates may vary. 
      -Tom Servo

  8. Donald Petersen says:

    Pretty sure I have that selfsame model of briefcase, though in a fab late-seventies shade of chocolate brown.  But it’s very slipslidey.  I don’t know how she’s keeping hers perched on that bus station seat.  I couldn’t balance mine on my lap without spilling my briefs all over the damn place.

  9. SoItBegins says:

    Didn’t something like that turn up in Mission: Impossible?

  10. crummett says:

    An early iPhone prototype, circa 1967.

  11. Preston Sturges says:

    It looks like if the handset is actually placed in the cradle that the case will not come anywhere near closing. 

    • The New 1968 Lug-o-Phone Parisienne comes with all the features that today’s unmarried stewardess demands, including our revolutionary BulkTech Anti-latch system to prevent unsightly closure.  Remember, ladies, an open case means you’re always ready for the next caller.

  12. xkot says:

    I do not own a cell phone precisely because they do not look like this.

  13. Jake0748 says:

    She stole the nuclear “football” from the President!

  14. pjcamp says:

    I would give my left nut to have that for my cell phone.

    Or maybe Don Adams’ shoe.

  15. Timothy Kern says:

    “Your call is important to us…”

  16. garyg2 says:

    Reminiscent (or precursor…) of Oscar Goldmans exploding briefcase:


    Best toy ever when I was a kid.

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