Future phone feature phone, with pink accents, in the key of Stanley Kubrick

When I was eight, this is exactly what I believed all devices would someday resemble.

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She really looks like an assassin. I’m pretty sure that that little button nose shoots laser beams.
- zuludaddy
  
  She looks about twelve years old to me. Perfect disguise for an agent of SMERSH.
http://twitter.com/Ultrafem Ultra Fem

You know what’s funny? Any one of us could build this from junk parts today. (OMG! Why am I not doing it??)
- http://www.facebook.com/david.guilbeault David Guilbeault
  
  Oh I dunno, she looks pretty advanced to me. Maybe the briefcase thing, though.
  - chaopoiesis
    
    What’s that thing on her head?
    - http://twitter.com/coherent_light Scott Elyard
      
      Under the hat? That would be her hair.
- Lupus_Yonderboy
  
  My first thought, too – “man, now I really have to step up my search for old briefcases and IBM mechanical keyboards, I’ve finally got a *reason* to get them”.
http://www.aarongilliland.com/ Aaron Gilliland

You can have any ringtone you want, as long as it’s The Blue Danube.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/stefan_e_jones/ Stefan Jones

Kubrick? I was thinking a prop from a Gerry Anderson show.
- Preston Sturges
  
  Except that the handset would be about 14 inches long.
  - Antinous / Moderator
    
    That’s what he said.
Preston Sturges

It’s an impressively thin CRT. Very futuristic.
- morcheeba
  
  They were making thinner CRTs … here’s one from the Sony Watchman.
- CLamb
  
  And yet it doesn’t have a flat screen.
Preston Sturges

HELL0? WHAT? I’M IN OUTER SPACE! OUTER SPACE! WHAT? NO, IT’S RUBBISH. IT’S DARK AND COLD. CIAO!
sam1148

I miss the future. The one we got sucks.
- Wreckrob8
  
  Please select the service you require from the following four options….
  
  I’m sorry I didn’t get that. I’m going to have to cut you off.
  
  Bzzzzzzzz….
- Preston Sturges
  
  “Future” may not be available as shown,
  “Future” not available in parts of India, Asia, Central, and South America.
  Individual fates may vary.
  -Tom Servo
Donald Petersen

Pretty sure I have that selfsame model of briefcase, though in a fab late-seventies shade of chocolate brown. But it’s very slipslidey. I don’t know how she’s keeping hers perched on that bus station seat. I couldn’t balance mine on my lap without spilling my briefs all over the damn place.
SoItBegins

Didn’t something like that turn up in Mission: Impossible?
crummett

An early iPhone prototype, circa 1967.
- felonmarmer
  
  It is rectangular, with rounded corners.
  - Preston Sturges
    
    Shiny metal edges
Preston Sturges

It looks like if the handset is actually placed in the cradle that the case will not come anywhere near closing.
- http://www.aarongilliland.com/ Aaron Gilliland
  
  The New 1968 Lug-o-Phone Parisienne comes with all the features that today’s unmarried stewardess demands, including our revolutionary BulkTech Anti-latch system to prevent unsightly closure. Remember, ladies, an open case means you’re always ready for the next caller.
  - Preston Sturges
    
    You are a marketing crap ninja.
xkot

I do not own a cell phone precisely because they do not look like this.
Jake0748

She stole the nuclear “football” from the President!
pjcamp

I would give my left nut to have that for my cell phone.

Or maybe Don Adams’ shoe.
http://twitter.com/timothykern Timothy Kern

“Your call is important to us…”
- http://www.aarongilliland.com/ Aaron Gilliland
  
  “I’m sorry, you’ll have to speak up; I’m wearing a beret.”
garyg2

Reminiscent (or precursor…) of Oscar Goldmans exploding briefcase:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA6wa_tM7LI

Best toy ever when I was a kid.