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The flags really make this sign

Cory Doctorow at 12:03 pm Fri, Feb 15, 2013

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  • http://twitter.com/strugglngwriter strugglngwriter

    For security reasons. Always.

    • Donald Petersen

      Heh.  Honesty would require me to alter that sign with a couple of red letters.  ”For Insecurity Reasons.”

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/65CSAR3QATRNKJW4NYNB2BESZE JohnQPublic

      If you don’t like freedom, America will kill you.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shane-Simmons/100000053744641 Shane Simmons

      Well, they can’t just put a sign up that says, “No parking, for loading and unloading only, assholes will be towed”, now can they?

  • http://twitter.com/kpkpkp Kevin Pierce

    The only blue on the sign is for the Canton (or Field) of the U.S. flag, so in addition to incurring additional cost of a two-color silk screening process, there is also the previously non-existent issue of registration (getting the two colors to line up relative to one-another). The decorative flags increase the cost of the sign, increase the likelihood of manufacturing error, and limit sale to the U.S. market.

    • chgoliz

      And if they’re going to pay all that extra money to represent the canton accurately, they should at least get the stars aligned correctly on that blue.

    • L_Mariachi

      I think limited-use signs like this are likely vinyl-cut rather than screen-printed. Still increases the cost for the same reasons though.

  • MrWednesday7

    There are times when I wish I lived in America so I could boycott assholes like this.

    • jeaguilar

      Boycott an airport? Shoot. I bet you could do that in your country too.

  • http://twitter.com/xraydelta1 John T.

    In America we have an old saying: “Get the hell out!”

  • xzzy

    Because no terrorist would ever think to hide a bomb in a truck that’s being unloaded!

    It’s been scientifically proven that only parked cars have bombs in them.

  • crummett

    No Parking. It’s the American Way!

  • lknope

    Dammit!  I wanted to do some inactive loading and unloading.

  • LinkMan

    Someone should cover up “security reasons” with a sticker saying “science.”  Much better.

    • http://twitter.com/fossilfuels Funk Daddy

      If you think putting a sticker on a sign at an airport won’t get you tackled tazed trussed, or shot if you fail to respond to a command properly, eh you know it will, give that sticker to someone you don’t like at all.

      Whoever put that swoosh on there probably has a sweet security certificate to show for it

  • saint_al

    All the sign lacks is a graven image of Jesus on the cross. That, and an anti-drug slogan for the children. 

    • singe_101

      And “See something? Say something!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=665300000 Brett Kling

    There is no doubt in my mind that the use if flags was intentional from either a subliminal message of “absolute compliance” AND/OR it’s a federal regulation. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/heather.cristofaro Heather Cristofaro

    If you want to creep yourself out, try recording every time you see an American flag throughout your average day.

    • Antinous / Moderator

      This is a couple of miles from me.  Five thousand of them.  Five fucking thousand.

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/65CSAR3QATRNKJW4NYNB2BESZE JohnQPublic

        That’s a lot of flags to come all the way from China

        • Antinous / Moderator

          Rotarians. Why spend money on feeding the hungry when you can spend it on an acre of Chinese polyester to “honor the fallen”?

          • ocker3

             I like your idea. “In commemoration of the fallen heroes, we will be giving textbooks to poor children, next week we’ll be building a new soup kitchen and sleeping area for the homeless. It’s what they would have wanted us to do”

      • singe_101

        Flagged.

    • Richard Kirk

      True. I can’t answer for the rest of the world , but it looks very odd to someone from the UK. I know of just one one house in the UK that flies a Union Flag from a flagpole. I don’t know them, it’s just a place we go past on the way to visit my mum, and it is so unusual that I remember it. It doesn’t automatically mean they are Protestant Loyalists or in the National Front, but I don’t fancy the cut of their jib.

  • http://www.aarongilliland.com/ Aaron Gilliland

    Is the term “CUZ 9/11″ in the OED yet?

  • fnc

    Better dead than parked and waiting!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/65CSAR3QATRNKJW4NYNB2BESZE JohnQPublic

    I want the passive loading and unloading parking. Or at least the “lethargic and slothful loading and unloading”

  • Preston Sturges

    “The white zone is for loading and unloading only.” 

    • Donald Petersen

      Listen, Betty: don’t start up with your “white zone” shit again.

      • Bucket

         This is because I got an abortion, isn’t it?

  • hinten

    We even put on signs now the fact that terrorists have won.

  • FusionEnvy

    no way to verify its’ legality, but…  / “just do it”/ /”U.S.A”/ … must be official.

  • http://www.jimdraws.com Thorzdad

    You see flags used all the time for this kind of thing. The implication being that, if you’re a real patriot, you’ll do as you’re told.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1158069879 Daniel Segard

    Should you need to wait for someone here, make sure that you have some packages, bags, or whatever in your vehicle. While you wait, simply actively load and unload them from your vehicle.

  • fr4nk

    You took a picture at an airport?
    Have fun in the gulag.

  • prof_jellis

    Personally, I think the flags _really_ tie the sign together.

    (while the DHS abides)

  • http://microblog.ourcoffs.org.au/mjd mjd

    “If you park here, the terrorists have won.”