TOM THE DANCING BUG: ...And Who Shall Save God-Man?

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH the omnipotent superhero God-Man is at the mercy of the Paradoxer. Who can save him??!!

By Ruben Bolling at 8:09 am Wed, Feb 20, 2013

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Published 8:09 am Wed, Feb 20, 2013

26 Responses to “TOM THE DANCING BUG: ...And Who Shall Save God-Man?”

  1. BreakingDeadMen says:

    More Kirby than ever!

  2. euansmith says:

    Pheh… a typical deus ex caelo resolution… ;D

  3. SomeGuyNamedMark says:

    Fractal god-men!  Endlessly repeating.

  4. Jellodyne says:

    A rock so heavy that God-Man can’t lift, spread out over a square meter or so of God-Man-Body, is still not heavy enough to dent the floor. This is making me question my theological beliefs. Perhaps I would be better served by faith in robust flooring solutions.

  5. phlavor says:

    Now my faith in atheism is shaken. Thanks Obama!

  6. jorgenfleisterman says:

    The thing about the paradox is that God-Man is also supposedly omnipresent, so he could be Schrödinger’s superhero deity – both stuck under the rock he can’t lift and not stuck under the rock he can’t lift everywhere else at the same time.

  7. davecarroll says:

    the comments are just as funny as the comic, even. 

  8. edgore says:

    It’s God-Men all the way down…

  9. strangefriend says:

     Ya idjits, that was the Holy Ghost!

  10. chris jimson says:

    God-Man is the Greatest Comic Ever (by definition.)

  11. MattAtDoyle says:

    God-God-Man has some impressive fronts piece… just saying.

  12. swlabr says:

    Many years ago, when I was young, I tried to stump a gruff laconic old farmer that I knew with this conundrum. I think I saw it on Monty Python.

    “Can God create a rock so big that he himself cannot lift it?”
    “Sure.” He didn’t blink an eye at the question. Just kept shoveling.

    I pondered his reply for several minutes of silence, then I demanded:

    “So how does that work?”
    “He’s only human.” He didn’t pause loading manure into the wheelbarrow the whole time.

    True story. It’s hard to outwit old farmers sometimes.

    • chris jimson says:

      He was shoveling manure?

      That might be the best part of the story.

    • Preston Sturges says:

      A guy walking down the road see a farmer holding a pig up to an apple tree so the pig can eat apples.
      The passerby says “You know it would save a lot of time if you just knocked some apples off the tree for the pig.”

      The farmer said “What’s time to a pig?”

  13. turophile says:

    But the unasked and unanswered question is, “Could God-Man create a stone too heavy for God-God-Man to lift”?

  14. Tom says:

    I never understood the immoveable stone question as an anti-theological argument. God can do anything, so certainly He can resolve this so-called paradox neatly and cleanly.

    • humanresource says:

      You’re solution works according to the standards of theology. Theology, of course, is Aristotelian logic played with jokers wild and one-eyed jacks.

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