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  1. zombiebob says:

    What a coincidence, I got white stuff all over my keyboard just about the same time they did in the video!

  2. Jake0748 says:

    I forgot my 10-foot pole, so I’m not touching this. 

  3. SoItBegins says:

    Didn’t I see this on The Gong Show?

  4. mtdna says:

    Hey Boingers! Let’s make perverted comments about some young girls! Aren’t we witty!

    • Jake0748 says:

       Hey, mtdna! Let’s use English language so people can understand what your problem is.  (And exactly what is your problem, anyway)?

      • Welcome to the Internet. You must be new here.

      • eldritch says:

        I would imagine the problem is that of people demonstrating the modified Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory, proposed in it’s original form by John Gabriel. To wit:

        Normal Person – Consequences + Audience = Total Fuckwad

        A normal person wouldn’t act like a pervert about some random girls they’ve never met. But make them immune to Consequences and give them an Audience, and they act like a Total Fuckwad.

        I presume you are also a normal person, and that if there were Consequences to your being insulting and defensive of Total Fuckwad behavior, you wouldn’t do so. But you’ve fallen prey to the GIFT, and now you too are a Total Fuckwad.

        Either that or you have legitimate mental and social problems, in which case you have my sympathies.

        • allenmcbride says:

          When mtdna made their post, there were only two remotely sexual comments posted — one was a little over the line, and the other was Jake’s completely appropriate (in my opinion) 10-foot-pole post. Because mtdna used a plural, their comment could be taken to be condemning Jake’s comment as perverted too.

          Now, by contrast, there are several inappropriate comments posted, and one that’s truly horrible. [edit: now it’s gone. yay moderators!]

        • SumAnon says:

          Wait wait wait, is that (Normal Person – Consequences) + Audience = Fuckwad  or Normal Person – (Consequences + Audience) = Fuckwad  

          Because I can understand Total Fuckwad – Consequences = Normal Person + Audience, or Consequences/Total Fuckwad = (Normal Person + audience)/Total Fuckwad = Consequences, but Audience = Fuckwad/(Normal Person – Consequences) makes no sense.

          Hold up I think I forgot to carry a Too

          • Preston Sturges says:

            Man + Chronic Anger = Abuser and a loner
            Woman + Chronic Anger = Saint, always in a group of other saints

        • Nonentity says:

           “A normal person wouldn’t act like a pervert about some random girls they’ve never met.”

          …clearly, “normal people” in your area are quite different than “normal people” in mine.  Where should I be moving to?

          At least you didn’t use the formulation of GIFT that blames everything on anonymity, but I still think it’s funny that its name makes it sound like it only relates to the internet.

      • Cleo says:

        Dear grammar nazi:
        Congratulations on your comment! We are impressed by your attempts to rid the internet of improper English usage. However, you have made the following mistakes:

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        • allenmcbride says:

           mtdna’s middle sentence was originally missing its verb and was later quietly edited.

          –Your friendly thread historian (hey, I’ve got to get *something* out of having been up at 3am last night)

    • allenmcbride says:

      Sounds good! But first let’s make assumptions about the ages of two adult women!

    • Leto_Atreides says:

      I’m pretty sure these girls are fully aware of what it looks like and they are enjoying it.

    • remainzz says:

      Not so innocent innocent fun!

    • TacoChuck says:

       Why do you think this got posted on Boing Boing?

      I am serious. There must be thousands of videos of people of various ages and both genders eating ice cream on youtube, yet this one was selected to feature on BB. Why do you think that is?

    • welcomeabored says:

      The video pans across dozens of frozen treats.  The girls picked the ones that looked like frozens dicks in condoms and sat in front of a camera to record and (presumably) share the experience.  What about that video says to the viewer, ‘Yeah, we know how it looks (squeal! giggle!) and you can keep your sexual inuendo to yourself!’ ?????   

      Joy killing concern troll.

      • OtherMichael says:

        What’s so sexual about condoms?

      • On the other hand it is possible to find the innuendo amusing without objectifying the presenters.

        (Just sayin’ – devils advocate and all that)

        • allenmcbride says:

          I think you nailed the key distinction; thanks. They’re inviting us to laugh with them at the ice-cream-dick situation, but beyond that normal talking-about-strangers rules still apply.

        • welcomeabored says:

          Women have invited a certain amount of objectification, and people will talk. This reminds me of a bit by Dave Chappell:  NSFW  Around 3:45.


          • allenmcbride says:

            What other ethical principles have you learned from stand-up comedians? (I know… you didn’t actually say you learned that from Chappelle. But you probably should, because you wouldn’t want people thinking you came up with that yourself.)

          • welcomeabored says:

            As astute students of human behavior and a knack for finding the funny in it, I have a very high regard for comedians.  I manage to get into a comedy club to see a live performance two or three times a year.  Comics don’t espouse their ‘ethical principles’, as much as share observations and let the audience draw their own conclusions.  Recall that his audience is laughing their asses off;  I did too.  Perhaps you think we’re all a bunch of insensitive jerks.

        • zombiebob says:

           Oh, ok, so I can rectify this whole situation by sending them an introductory email. Will that cleanse me of my terrible sin? Please say yes.

    • zombiebob says:

       Hey, THEY chose to put that video up there. I mean, really… they had it cumming. See what I did there? Ba dump dmp

  5. mccrum says:

    Canadian?  Not with their pronunciation of the word “sorry” at the end!

    They are right though, you can’t eat that kind of thing in public.  What’s up with that, Japan?

  6. Jake0748 says:

    Oh yeah… and by the way. Ice cream out of a rubber balloon, or condom or whatever, is completely fucking disgusting.  We have sticks, cones, bowls, paper cups, and myriad ways to eat the stuff. Putting ice cream in to rubber or latex or anything like that is insanity.  Gaaahhh!!!! 

  7. Aloisius says:

    This had to be staged. Seriously, she got it in her eye? I mean come on.

  8. Rah El says:

    Two girls open a phallic, condom-like thing which emits white goo, then continue sucking on it and people start making raunchy remarks? Oh, what a sick, dirty mind you all have.

  9. robuluz says:

    A penguin is driving along the motorway, when all of a sudden his car splutters and grinds to a halt. After a long wait a tow truck arrives and he gets towed to a nearby garage.

    The mechanic has a look at it, and then says “I’ll need a couple of hours”.

    The penguin goes for a walk down the road, and finds a nice looking gelato bar. He buys an ice cream, and muses to himself that its probably the best ice cream he’s had in a while. He walks back to the garage licking the last of it from his beak.

    He walks into the garage as the mechanic is just finishing up. The mechanic nods to him and says “It looks like you’ve blown a seal.”

    The penguin quickly replies “No, no mate, its just ice cream!”

    • Preston Sturges says:

      It was April the Forty-first, being a quadruple leap year;I was driving in downtown Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was overheating. So I pulled into a Shell station; they said I’d blown a seal.I said, “Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?”
      While they were doing that, I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar. A real dive. But I knew the owner; he used to play for the dolphins. I said, “HI GILL!” (You have to yell, he’s hard of herring.)
      Chorus:Think I had a wet dream, cruisin’ through the Gulf stream.Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Wet dream.
      Gill was also down on his luck. Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water. I bellied up to the sandbar; he poured the usual: Rusty Snail, hold the grunion, shaken, not stirred. With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side, heavy on the mako. I slipped him a fin, on porpoise. I was feeling good; I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry’s Squids,for the halibut.
       – Kip Addotta, Wet Dream 


      • chgoliz says:

        You know how many couples have “our song”?  I swear to you, back in the mid-80’s this was “our song” for me and an ex.

        Thank you for that memory….a weird relationship in many ways, but the humor was legendary.

      • tyger11 says:

         She drank like a … she drank a LOT.

    • zombiebob says:

      it being 12:25 Am, you just made my day!

  10. tyger11 says:

    There’s another one I’ve seen a video of something called “Oppai ice” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkmT-e6GzBo

  11. Lady Viridis says:

    I never encountered this ice cream in the two trips I took to Japan, and now I’m… oddly disappointed. This is a perfect ‘WTF Japan’ product.

    For the curious: the official packaging calls it “Aisu Tamago” or “Ice Cream Egg.”

  12. This product brought to you by the Pinguin Ice Cream collective.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJwcPBi3np4

  13. goopy says:

    That looks like a condom filled with ice-cream. :)

  14. Forget debatably inappropriate comments about the video…how has the company that makes this balloon ice cream been permitted to continue making this balloon ice cream? Surely this is a choking hazard waiting to happen!

  15. Preston Sturges says:

    I think maybe these gals have got a business thing going, because the “Western School Girls Sucking Ice Cream Condoms” theme  definitely sounds like a money making franchise in Japan.

  16. Frank Diekman says:

    I wonder what the best case scenario for eating ice cream out of a rubber balloon would look like.

  17. Jon Jones says:

    I don’t mean to sound like a cad, but does anyone find Sharla’s speaking of Japanese incredibly cute? 

  18. allenmcbride says:

     Is there something subtle there or is this just straight-up misogyny?

  19. Cowicide says:

    I never saw this comment before it was removed.  But after reading some of the other comments here, I figure it had to have been pretty damn bad.

  20. Quiche de Resistance says:

    Got a couple “Likes” first.  Lid, pot, etc.