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X-ray tees reveal internal family workings

Cory Doctorow at 6:15 pm Thu, Feb 21, 2013

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Etsy's BabyTalkDesigns sells these x-ray t-shirts showing the contents of various family members' tummies (mix and match for added hilarity!). There's even a glow in the dark version (Go, Nigel, go!).

BabytalkDesigns (Thanks, Fipi Lele!)

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  • http://twitter.com/Lexorin Lexorin

    So… if He drinks beer and the kid eats candy… Does she eat babies? I’m not sure what message you’re trying to get across here!

    • DevinC

      I’m pretty concerned about his tendency to swallow the bottles whole, too.

      • OldBrownSquirrel

         If there’s an intact beer bottle in a dude’s abdominal cavity, it’s probably not that he *swallowed* it.

        • goopy

          I think he probably slipped and fell over upright bottle.  Time to see proctologist. 

    • Antinous / Moderator

      Jack Spratt could eat no meat.
      His wife could eat whatever she wanted.
      So between the two of them, they fermented the baby’s soft tissues so that Jack would have something for dinner.

    • chgoliz

      At least the relative position is correct for the woman’s t-shirt. By the time candy gets to the intestines, it really doesn’t look like that. As for the beer bottles, well, OldBrownSquirrel has already explained that one.

      One more quibble: they call it the fetal position for a reason.

  • Bradley Robinson

    I’m more of a wine man, myself.

  • Ramone

    They need one for dogs that has cat poop and lego bricks.

  • smut clyde

    Rib cage is way too small. I want REALISM.

    • orangedesperado

      I agree. The tiny scale is just wrong.

  • Heather C

    They don’t have beer shirts in women’s tees. WTF. So I have to settle for a fetus?

    • Antinous / Moderator

      It’s a baby products site. That makes you a mother whether you want to be or not.

      • Cynical

        You can get pregnant against your will just by reading the website? Should come with some kind of health warning…

        • CaptainPedge

          Women’s bodies can shut that down

      • chgoliz

        The Republican party has an etsy site?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Horton/100001980195134 David Horton

    Daddy’s a drunk. Mommy’s always barefoot and pregnant. Junior eats nothing but candy. The typical American family.

  • http://twitter.com/cklosowski Chris Klosowski

    This was my wife and I’s exact same ‘costumes’ for Halloween this year. Hilarious.

  • pjcamp

    I dunno. I generally take the beer out of the bottle first.