Are you a pessimist or an optimist when it comes to giant snakes?


18 Responses to “Are you a pessimist or an optimist when it comes to giant snakes?”

  1. Paul Renault says:

    Comforting, because, since I’m in the area of a python, it means I’m on vacation?

    /Or I’m at an airplane engine museum?

  2. shocking says:

    I find it distressing but that’s because I missed out on seeing a giant python.

    • Brainspore says:

      _ Pessimist
      _ Optimist
      √ Herpetologist

      (Edit to add: if you didn’t see it, maybe it’s time to visit the Optometrist.)

      • feetleet says:

         What this? It’ just a cold sore.

      • trefecta says:

        One could also be suffering from herpeagnoisia.

      • billstewart says:

        Any question that only has two possible answers is already pretty dull and boring. 

        And this one depends a lot on context.  If I’m at the zoo, then some obvious answers are “Oh, sorry I missed it” or “Skipped the python, there are big kittehs over here!”  If I’m walking through my neighborhood, then my first reaction would be “A Python? Here? WTF?!!”, unless I’m near the bookstore, in which case “oh, they’re just drumming up a crowd because Guido’s speaking here tomorrow.”  (In your neighborhood it might be John Cleese rather than Guido.)

        And a half-empty beer glass means I’ve had time to drink part of it, and there’s room to add more!

    • GawainLavers says:

      Seriously, what other responses could there be?

    •  that’s my reaction too.  I was scuba diving in the FL keys and when I got back to the boat another diver was all excited about the big white-tipped reef shark that was swimming above me and wanted to know if I thought I’d gotten any good pictures.  WHAT!!??!?

      I was in no less danger for not seeing the damn thing, but totally missed out.

  3. Antinous / Moderator says:

    I like big snakes and I cannot lie.

  4. PathogenAntifreeze says:

    Disappointed: I missed seeing a giant python!!??

  5. Daemonworks says:

    It mostly just tells you how you feel about pythons.

  6. The uploader has not made this video available in your country…..PBS, I’m in the US. hmmm? 

  7. Jerril says:

    If that’s the series I’ve seen, where they also dissected a crocodile, an elephant, a lion, a giraffe, and a shark, it’s a totally fantastic series. (IIRC all animals except the python had expired of natural causes in captivity – the python was culled as part of Floridian pest control)

    After watching that series, I now understand why the Victorians viewed human dissection as an entertaining spectacle. It was fascinating!

  8. jimh says:

    I feel quite good about all these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

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