Get yourself a Clam bag

Clam Lynch is a wildly-creative artist and actor…and therefore terminally broke. He's also a dad who is trying to raise enough cash to move from San Francisco to Utah to help his daughter Eloise get set up for college. He's selling custom-printed and numbered tote bags to help finance their journey. Bids start at $20 for these fine-looking bags.

 

Here's an improv rehearsal video from 2006, when Clam was working on the character of a very disorganized motivational speaker who travels the country with his daughter (played by Eloise).