Comments on: One in hole

By: Jamie Norwood

Jamie Norwood — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 05:19:00 +0000

No, they charged him for the divet since he didn’t replace it.

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 22:11:00 +0000

THANKS OBAMA!

By: wysinwyg

wysinwyg — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 18:29:00 +0000

“If I wanted your opinion I’d give it to you.”

By: jaddle

jaddle — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:46:00 +0000

In related news from Montreal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1-E0jBnmmE (might want to turn the volume down/off)

By: FrakSnark

FrakSnark — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:27:00 +0000

A-hole in one.

By: David Craig

David Craig — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 16:41:00 +0000

There is now a bill being rushed through the house to fill the hole with taxpayer money, so the mortgage broker has something to stand on so he can easily step out of the hole. Congressmen are heard saying, “The broker is too big to climb his own way out of the hole. Without the banks, who else will foreclose on the taxpayers of america?”

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 16:39:00 +0000

I saw the video elsewhere but I love how the wife described it as being like Space Jam.

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 16:37:00 +0000

If we elected Romney this never would of happened.

By: Navin_Johnson

Navin_Johnson — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 15:38:00 +0000

Experts agree!

By: KevinRaposo

KevinRaposo — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:04:00 +0000

Talk about a hole in one huh?

By: Nathan Hornby

Nathan Hornby — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 12:44:00 +0000

Specifically they would ask several geologists and report the findings of the ones they agree with. Just like in politics.

i.e. Don’t hear what you want to hear from one expert? Then find another expert.

By: David Kopelman

David Kopelman — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 12:23:00 +0000

But did they refund his greens fee?

By: toyg

toyg — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 10:19:00 +0000

“Statistically speaking, we’re now the safest golf course EVER!”

By: toyg

toyg — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 10:18:00 +0000

I bet he’s gone over his insurance papers first. “Let’s see… we’re covered for people attacking other people with golf bats, caddy-related accidents, bad food from the restaurant… nothing about sinkholes, damn! Hey, what do insurance people say when they don’t wanna pay? Act of nature, right?”

By: peregrinus

peregrinus — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 10:16:00 +0000

… and meet a cardinal with a box of matches and some strange colored paper.

By: toyg

toyg — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 10:15:00 +0000

I love language: “every geologist” could easily be one random guy with a (possibly monetary) interest in the golf course.

By: Petzl

Petzl — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 10:13:00 +0000

“This kind of unusual event can only happen once. It is beyond belief to imagine it happening a second time. Lightning itself never strikes the same place twice.”

By: toobigtofail

toobigtofail — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 06:24:00 +0000

The jokes really do write themselves today…

A mortgage broker and a real-estate agent go golfing…

By: toobigtofail

toobigtofail — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 06:22:00 +0000

“Every geologist we’ve talked to says it is unreasonable and unnecessary” to survey the entire grounds for other sinkhole threats, he added.

By: Ed Ligget. Tuba.

Ed Ligget. Tuba. — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 05:43:00 +0000

“Now you’re gonna die wearing that stupid hat.”

By: Gus Mueller

Gus Mueller — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 04:08:00 +0000

it’s like the ground is becoming increasingly like the surface of a glacier — complete with fissures and death holes. i’d say the fact that God likes to do this to golf courses tells us something about His priorities for those in his run-away creation.

By: Sean Nelson

Sean Nelson — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 03:05:00 +0000

Most annoying video player ever. If you play full screen it overlays an ad over the entire picture.

By: skeptacally

skeptacally — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 02:15:00 +0000

Christ, what a sinkhole.

By: HubrisSonic

HubrisSonic — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 02:12:00 +0000

So… does he get a mulligan on this or what?

By: awjt

awjt — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 02:08:00 +0000

Banksters over holes.

By: Philboyd Studge

Philboyd Studge — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 02:07:00 +0000

Check me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key…

By: Eark_the_Bunny

Eark_the_Bunny — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 02:07:00 +0000

Well they don’t call those things “sand traps” for nothing.

By: Rob Wheeler

Rob Wheeler — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 01:59:00 +0000

Beware the wrath of the Mole Men.

By: BarBarSeven

BarBarSeven — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 01:47:00 +0000

Headline: “Mortgage Broker Experiences Real-World Analogy, Unchanged”

By: Brainspore

Brainspore — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 01:46:00 +0000

Authorities have since released this photo of the chief suspect.