Comments on: Soviet killer dolphins on the loose in the Black Sea http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Tue, 21 May 2013 08:02:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Jamie Norwood http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1678847 Jamie Norwood Thu, 14 Mar 2013 06:19:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1678847 It isn't so much that you have to train them to kill, as you have to train them to stop having sex with everything to do so. It isn’t so much that you have to train them to kill, as you have to train them to stop having sex with everything to do so.

]]> By: howaboutthisdangit http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1677938 howaboutthisdangit Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:33:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1677938 Are these dolphins actually armed, or will they just be headbutting swimmers? Are these dolphins actually armed, or will they just be headbutting swimmers?

]]> By: awjt http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1677631 awjt Wed, 13 Mar 2013 01:54:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1677631 The fact that I'm unoriginal should make the joke ALL THAT MUCH more stupid.  But I'll still take the heat for being unaboriginal. The fact that I’m unoriginal should make the joke ALL THAT MUCH more stupid.  But I’ll still take the heat for being unaboriginal.

]]> By: Ipo http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1677551 Ipo Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:22:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1677551  Never bring a dolphin with a knife to a dolphins with guns fight.   Never bring a dolphin with a knife to a dolphins with guns fight. 

]]> By: Crashproof http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1677491 Crashproof Tue, 12 Mar 2013 23:19:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1677491 Let's just hope they don't team up with the flame-shooting robotic octopi. Let’s just hope they don’t team up with the flame-shooting robotic octopi.

]]> By: llazy8 http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1677490 llazy8 Tue, 12 Mar 2013 23:18:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1677490 Yeah, gimme a pic of a tarsier with a gun and a knife or gtfu today.  Yeah, gimme a pic of a tarsier with a gun and a knife or gtfu today. 

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1677381 Antinous / Moderator Tue, 12 Mar 2013 22:08:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1677381 I'm holding out for <i>Stalfin!</i>, in which scientists inject Stalin's DNA into dolphins and they kill swimmers with five-year plans based on bad data. I’m holding out for Stalfin!, in which scientists inject Stalin’s DNA into dolphins and they kill swimmers with five-year plans based on bad data.

]]> By: Gerald Mander http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1677195 Gerald Mander Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:28:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1677195  SEALS over seas  SEALS over seas

]]> By: Romeo Vitelli http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1677066 Romeo Vitelli Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:10:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1677066 DAMMIT! I was trying to come up with a pun like that. DAMMIT! I was trying to come up with a pun like that.

]]> By: Justin Duguay http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1677003 Justin Duguay Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:21:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1677003 huh what do you mean sunday huh what do you mean sunday

]]> By: Kelly M http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676996 Kelly M Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:12:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676996 It's not Sunday! It’s not Sunday!

]]> By: Nonentity http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676992 Nonentity Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:09:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676992 Someone's really reaching for a way to reboot The A-Team. Someone’s really reaching for a way to reboot The A-Team.

]]> By: Justin Duguay http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676990 Justin Duguay Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:07:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676990 wow you had to train dolphins do that  stereotypical communists wow you had to train dolphins do that 

stereotypical communists

]]> By: Fantome_NR http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676984 Fantome_NR Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:03:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676984 http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-826950205 http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-826950205

]]> By: Brainspore http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676974 Brainspore Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:58:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676974 And sharks don't even have to stay on the surface to breathe. I'm sure a few good rams to the abdomen would take down the strongest human swimmer in short order. And sharks don’t even have to stay on the surface to breathe. I’m sure a few good rams to the abdomen would take down the strongest human swimmer in short order.

]]> By: Christopher http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676971 Christopher Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:54:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676971 This could almost be a case of life imitating art. This could almost be a case of life imitating art.

]]> By: Felipe Esquivel Reed http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676969 Felipe Esquivel Reed Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:52:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676969 The plot is perfect for a craptastic SyFy Channel  moive. The plot is perfect for a craptastic SyFy Channel  moive.

]]> By: awjt http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676967 awjt Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:51:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676967 Obligatory "the only way to stop a dolphin with a knife is another dolphin with a knife" comment. Obligatory “the only way to stop a dolphin with a knife is another dolphin with a knife” comment.

]]> By: Christopher W Lynch http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676965 Christopher W Lynch Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:49:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676965 Knives and guns don't kill people, dolphins with knives and guns do. Knives and guns don’t kill people, dolphins with knives and guns do.

]]> By: Dan Hibiki http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676962 Dan Hibiki Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:46:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676962 Dolphin:  They drew first blood! Dolphin:  They drew first blood!

]]> By: fredh http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676958 fredh Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:41:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676958 The question on if they DO kill is: Are they just products of their conditioned training, or have they commited these murders on porpoise? The question on if they DO kill is: Are they just products of their conditioned training, or have they commited these murders on porpoise?

]]> By: Romeo Vitelli http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676945 Romeo Vitelli Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:35:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676945  Will they be wearing dolphin costumes to entire these escapees into defecting?  Will they be wearing dolphin costumes to entire these escapees into defecting?

]]> By: Romeo Vitelli http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676943 Romeo Vitelli Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:34:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676943  Dolphins attack sharks that way.  It works too.   Dolphins attack sharks that way.  It works too. 

]]> By: Wreckrob8 http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676944 Wreckrob8 Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:34:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676944 But Soviet killer dolphins sounds so much more plausible. Never trust a commie. But Soviet killer dolphins sounds so much more plausible. Never trust a commie.

]]> By: dgoldenberg http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676938 dgoldenberg Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:29:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676938 I'm pretty sure this is fake, or at least the exact same report (with the same photo) about dolphins escaping from the us military 8 years ago was: http://www.gelfmagazine.com/gelflog/archives/conspiracy_theorist.php I’m pretty sure this is fake, or at least the exact same report (with the same photo) about dolphins escaping from the us military 8 years ago was: http://www.gelfmagazine.com/gelflog/archives/conspiracy_theorist.php

]]> By: Boundegar http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676921 Boundegar Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:19:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676921 Exactly.  These dolphins aren't terrorists - they're freedom fighters. Exactly.  These dolphins aren’t terrorists – they’re freedom fighters.

]]> By: toobigtofail http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676920 toobigtofail Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:16:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676920 Like the "OY" tag. Like the “OY” tag.

]]> By: toobigtofail http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676917 toobigtofail Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:15:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676917 The only thing that stops a bad killer dolphin with knives and guns is a good killer dolphin with knives and guns. The only thing that stops a bad killer dolphin with knives and guns is a good killer dolphin with knives and guns.

]]> By: Comman Dax http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676912 Comman Dax Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:08:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676912 "So long, and thanks for all the fish!" “So long, and thanks for all the fish!”

]]> By: Michael http://boingboing.net/2013/03/12/soviet-killer-dolphins-on-the.html#comment-1676904 Michael Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:04:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=218171#comment-1676904 "Ukrainian scientists trained dolphins to attack and kill" Yet you describe the dolphins as evil cetaceans. We're the evil ones. Put the blame where it's due. “Ukrainian scientists trained dolphins to attack and kill”

Yet you describe the dolphins as evil cetaceans. We’re the evil ones. Put the blame where it’s due.

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