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21 Responses to “The unfortunate, awkward world of octopus sex”

  1. Christopher says:

    And to make it even worse one of the aquarium employees attempted to end the octopus mating by employing the cheeping of baby seagulls, which is known to be an anti-aphrodisiac to octopuses. But he had to run to the beach to get baby seagulls. Before he could get back to the aquarium with the baby seagulls he found that a lion, which had earlier escaped from the zoo and been hit with a tranquilizer dart, had fallen asleep in his path. Carefully he stepped over the lion and was promptly arrested for…wait a minute! They were supposed to be dolphins so I could say he was arrested for transporting young gulls across a sedate lion for immoral porpoises.

    However this does have me thinking of a lovely book which I read at least a dozen times when I was young called Octopus by Evelyn Shaw. Even though it was aimed at young readers it was a very descriptive and unsentimental story of an octopus’s life cycle. To this day my parents talk about how, after reading it, I casually described octopus sex to my grandfather.

  2. Brainspore says:

    May we also conclude that Octopussy probably died a short time after she mated with James Bond?

  3. LinkMan says:

    [Insert tentacle porn joke here…]

  4. wrwetzel says:

    I suggest that Ravel’s Bolero would be a better choice of music. Think of Bo Derek and the movie “10” if you are not sure why.

  5. nowimnothing says:

    FYI, skip to 3:00 if you want to jump over the foreplay and get right to the hot cephalopod on cephalopod action.

  6. fjsr says:

    Well, I for one thought that the sad, sick choice between mating and survival was excellently investigated in the Futurama episode in Decapod 10. Sure, these were more crustacean-like creatures, but their terrible choice was strikingly reminiscent of this case, nevertheless. 

  7. I think this belongs here, Mantis lady chewing the head off her mates: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYp_Xi4AtAQ

  8. Amphigorey says:

    I’m surprised the aquarium staff didn’t bring the hammer down on the assholes using flash photography. That shit doesn’t pass in the aquarium I volunteer at.

  9. Van Diemen says:

    The kid that walks right past the screen at the critical moment.. 3:08… I want to put him in the tank.

  10. redesigned says:

     with all the kids watching, i’m glad this didn’t end badly…look they are going to mate…wait, oh looks like someone is getting eaten for v-day.

    • howaboutthisdangit says:

      Given the choice of exposing their kids to death and cannibalism or exposing their kids to s-e-x, many parents would chose death and cannibalism.

  11. gwyllion says:

    are you kidding – that was one of the most LOVELY things i have seen in an AGE! GORGEOUS!

  12. TheOven says:

    Thank you for using the correct plural.

  13. snagglepuss says:

    The floating bouquet of roses was a nice touch.