Comments on: 55 gallon barrel of personal lube now just $1,228.85

By: Matthew Petty

Matthew Petty — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 17:05:00 +0000

Just to come back to this, I could put the barrel in the cellar, with a door to the street, and then a lube tanker could come along and refill it. Weekly.

By: Joel Emmett

Joel Emmett — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 17:02:00 +0000

Obvious, not-so-fun fact: Every industrial product, typically intended for re-packaging and re-sale, comes in barrels — from powdered garlic to perfumes to dishwashing detergent.

I once heard a lecture from a Sears executive who based his entire speech, on the true nature of the retail industry, on how Oil of Olay (the face moisturizer that people believe actually works) is produced for barrels, as seen above.

Related nerdy quote from Jim Clark, “The only way I know how to make money is bundling and unbundling.” (I once based an entire lecture on that.)

By: Coyoty

Coyoty — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 08:31:00 +0000

Recommended by Dr. Manhattan. And Dr. Manhattan. And Dr. Manhattan and Dr. Manhattan and Dr. Manhattan… In fact, five out of five Drs. recommend it.

By: DevinC

DevinC — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 19:34:00 +0000

You’d think that, but I ordered one of these, and found the quantity was not exactly what was specified: there was only 54 gallons 126 ounces, not the full 55 gallons as advertised. My whole weekend was ruined.

By: oasisob1

oasisob1 — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 14:17:00 +0000

slip it OUT?

By: niktemadur

niktemadur — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 08:15:00 +0000

Honey? Mommy and daddy are having a bit of a snafu, could you get my laptop and type what I tell you?

By: niktemadur

niktemadur — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 08:07:00 +0000

Sharp, Provolone Piccante Cheese (Whole Wheel) Approximately 60 Pounds

I don’t even wanna talk to that guy.

By: niktemadur

niktemadur — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 08:04:00 +0000

Now that Soderberg’s retiring, somebody had to do it.

By: niktemadur

niktemadur — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 08:02:00 +0000

Shhh, you’ll wake it, so cute when it’s asleep.

By: niktemadur

niktemadur — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 07:58:00 +0000

Only 10 left in stock! At these prices ($1,228.85) you’d better HURRY, HURRY, HURRY! As for me, I’ll keep a rapt eye out at Quibids and Beezid.

By: humanresource

humanresource — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 05:43:00 +0000

The Gimp’s sleeping.

By: Joel Hruska

Joel Hruska — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 02:31:00 +0000

As the person who wrote the porcupine review several years ago, I’d like to confirm to all concerned that the porcupines were fine. Eventually. We managed to disentangle the beasts with a combination of spam, astroglide, and a high-speed centrifuge.

Unfortunately, there was no way to save the quills. We trucked out 2.5 million quills to Yucca Mountain and the hidden landfill of ET cartridges. There they will rest — silent testament to the folly of this product.

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 01:34:00 +0000

I’m getting Banana Bunker (Color: Orange)

Look at it!

By: Jesseham

Jesseham — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 01:11:00 +0000

Gonna need some of these then, eh? http://www.webstaurantstore.com/solo-075-75-oz-white-paper-souffle-portion-cup-250-box/99939.html

By: Urbane_Gorilla

Urbane_Gorilla — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 00:32:00 +0000

You can make your own considerably cheaper if you just buy enough instant Jello to make a thin soup. Cheaper yet if you can convince your boyfriend that he’s really missing the experience of a lifetime if he doesn’t buy you 100 packs of Jello and quick! ;=)

By: Brainspore

Brainspore — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 23:39:00 +0000

You mean the Gimp?

By: toobigtofail

toobigtofail — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 22:48:00 +0000

I’m seeing that, too. As well as the Liquid Image XSC 339BLKApex 339 Video Camera with 0.5-Inch LCD (Black)

By: toobigtofail

toobigtofail — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 22:48:00 +0000

Thank you, masked man.

By: toobigtofail

toobigtofail — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 22:47:00 +0000

Yes. Lube Pump Included. I’m not even asking what that is.

By: toobigtofail

toobigtofail — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 22:46:00 +0000

As is th

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By: Rocky Rhodes

Rocky Rhodes — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 22:30:00 +0000

Tom! That’s exactly what I was thinking. I think it’s cheaper and easier with the powdered mix we use though.

Oh, you covered that below..

By: Joseph Rabb

Joseph Rabb — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 22:29:00 +0000

The Ninja Grappling Hook was my personal favorite.

By: Bradley Robinson

Bradley Robinson — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 22:27:00 +0000

I wish to acquire this for purposes I do not wish to discuss.

By: ImmutableMichael

ImmutableMichael — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 22:22:00 +0000

I’m getting “Personal Fondue Mugs – Set of Two” in the “People who viewed….”Sounds like more like 1970′s Scando-soft porn to me.

By: knoxblox

knoxblox — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 21:58:00 +0000

55-gallon tub of love lube, a ninja grappling hook, and camera goggles. Sounds like someone’s making Ocean’s Fourteen for themselves.

By: Robert Cruickshank

Robert Cruickshank — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 21:28:00 +0000

Somebody who viewed this also viewed “Jurassic-Sized Parasaurolopus Dinosaur Statue”. Makes sense.

By: LogrusZed

LogrusZed — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:54:00 +0000

If anyone was curious about the utility here ya go:

55 gallons is a little over 14,000 tablespoons. I’m usually a 1 tablespoon guy for jacking off or vaginal intercourse and somewhere around 2 for anal intercourse.

I think in this quantity, however, some sort of pump would be needed. But you’re still going to lose a goodly amount just due to it clinging to the drum. Maybe a long-handled silicone spatula would be needed also.

By: dragonfrog

dragonfrog — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:40:00 +0000

Roll the thing into the ground floor and pump it up as needed.

By: Brainspore

Brainspore — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:28:00 +0000

I thought most places in Amsterdam just had it on tap.

By: ryuthrowsstuff

ryuthrowsstuff — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:18:00 +0000

I believe that’s the same as the J-lube linked below. Also accounts for most of the slime/snot you see in movie special effects.