Comments on: Yogurt for manly men

By: Houston Lang

Houston Lang — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 06:44:00 +0000

The only advertisement you need to get men to eat yoghurt is a little show called ‘Burn Notice.’ Hell, put Bruce Campbell on the label and watch your sales soar.

By: NelC

NelC — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 03:57:00 +0000

Real men eat lard!

By: Lupus_Yonderboy

Lupus_Yonderboy — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 19:10:00 +0000

Nah, moss production can get kind of f’ked up sometimes.

By: Brainspore

Brainspore — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 17:56:00 +0000

You roast it? Any meat that spends more than a few seconds over the fire is overcooked. And steak knives are for girly-men who can’t tear a large animal apart with their bared teeth.

By: Gilbert Wham

Gilbert Wham — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 17:01:00 +0000

It’d be kinda alarming if they could, for that matter.

By: oasisob1

oasisob1 — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:06:00 +0000

If that bothers you, don’t look into how anything else you eat is produced. I mean, the only truly safe way to live would be as a level seven vegan – not allowed to eat anything that casts a shadow.

By: oasisob1

oasisob1 — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:01:00 +0000

I recently notice that popcorn is being marketed as whole grain.

By: oasisob1

oasisob1 — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 12:59:00 +0000

That was before the shortage:
http://www.foxbusiness.com/news/2013/03/18/lululemon-expects-yoga-pants-shortage-first-quarter-results-to-suffer/

By: oasisob1

oasisob1 — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 12:57:00 +0000

Real men don’t ‘walk to the ranch’ – they already live there. Also, they don’t drink the milk, they skewer the cow, roast it and eat it. Yogurt is for girls and no tricky ad campaign is going to make me believe otherwise.

By: Ambiguity

Ambiguity — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 12:40:00 +0000

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

By: oldtaku

oldtaku — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 11:43:00 +0000

Don’t do it, men! You’ll end up like women, with atrophied vestigial pooping organs, no longer able to poop without consuming yogurt.

By: mariess

mariess — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 11:06:00 +0000

did no one else watch the TV programme “food unwrapped” where they showed you how they extract this bacteria from human faeces. WHY DO PEOPLE STILL BUY THIS?!?!?!

By: matthew keough

matthew keough — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 09:16:00 +0000

Yo-girth

By: robuluz

robuluz — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 02:39:00 +0000

Drunken Quest for Oblivion
GRRRRR!!! ANGRY!!!!
Delicious Brains
Stridently Held Cell Phone Brand Loyalty

By: Donald Petersen

Donald Petersen — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 02:33:00 +0000

True dat. Red Vines and Dr Pepper did it for me.

By: eviladrian

eviladrian — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 01:50:00 +0000

Just make the package a penis, why not?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2A002Em8Yw

By: NelC

NelC — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 01:25:00 +0000

You know that in polite company, people are the gender they present as, right?

Not that this is necessarily polite company.

By: SumAnon

SumAnon — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 01:14:00 +0000

No joke, there ARE a lot of beef + gravy + yogurt recipes out there.

By: blueelm

blueelm — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 00:17:00 +0000

Now I have an image of a woman rushing the passenger door only to be buried beneath an avalanche of garbage!

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 23:33:00 +0000

Oh, you’re one of those. I keep my car clean, although I’ve been keeping four huge trash bags of down comforters and pillows in the back for the last six years since I have more free space in the car than in the condo.

By: Bradley Robinson

Bradley Robinson — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 23:21:00 +0000

And what flavor might that be? Egg, or pastry? Cheese, maybe?

By: Matthew Petty

Matthew Petty — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 23:16:00 +0000

I’ll put my brogurt in my manbag while I manscape my moobs.

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 23:06:00 +0000

“”I open the door for anyone getting into the passenger seat of my car.”"

I do that to clear out the trash -__-

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 23:04:00 +0000

I open the door for anyone getting into the passenger seat of my car. If you were coming to your home with a friend, it would be sort of odd for them to open the door rather than allow you to do it.

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 23:00:00 +0000

It’s what plants crave.

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:59:00 +0000

cooking is only manly if you punch it to death first

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:57:00 +0000

I completely understand the quiche hate, but due to its flavor, not it’s cultural implications.

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:57:00 +0000

All the girls I’ve dated were too impatient for that.

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:56:00 +0000

If it tasted like grizzly gallbladder torn out by fists alone they would.

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:53:00 +0000

I’ve never understood the quiche hate, it’s just an omelette pie