Comments on: Video of Obama's shape-shifting alien secret service

By: Deidzoeb

Deidzoeb — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 14:08:00 +0000

Given the way people misuse the word “random” in recent years, maybe this is just a general trend of people failing to recognize their own perspectives and tendency to interpret stimuli and find meanings. People seem to think they receive meanings in a neutral, passive, unbiased way.

By: Alessandro Arcidiacono

Alessandro Arcidiacono — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 12:13:00 +0000

a shapeshifter can’t work??! they have family too! stupid racists..

By: Michael Vella

Michael Vella — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 14:49:00 +0000

The narrator of this video definitely has a non human voice.

By: ursula

ursula — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 03:40:00 +0000

Who the hell cares if a reptile is protecting the President from fat, old right wing teabag gunmen? Let the beast do his job!

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 22:23:00 +0000

Yes.

By: bill_mcgonigle

bill_mcgonigle — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 21:42:00 +0000

When you accept the theory without sufficient evidence. Hey, that works not-just-here.

By: Aaron Gilliland

Aaron Gilliland — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 21:08:00 +0000

I think Shapeshifting Alien Satan in Autumn… would look quite magnificent.

By: Deidzoeb

Deidzoeb — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 19:39:00 +0000

Does it count as pareidolia if the meaningless images you use are artifacts of low lighting or zoom?

By: Paul Bryden

Paul Bryden — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 15:33:00 +0000

I really miss the X-Files,

By: chris coreline

chris coreline — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 11:13:00 +0000

i think he is just watching a tennis match occurring at the back of the hall due to an embarrassing double booking.

By: chris coreline

chris coreline — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 11:12:00 +0000

actual goddamn painful lol.

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 08:35:00 +0000

You should probably add a trigger warning to that.

By: Cowicide

Cowicide — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 07:26:00 +0000

6x6x6A=6 B=12 C=18 D=24 E=36 etc. BARACK = 216 = 6X6X6.A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=11 L=12 M= 13 N=14 O=15 P=16 Q=17 R=18 S=19 T=20 U=21 V=22 W=23 X=24 Y=25 Z=26 = SHAPESHIFTING ALIEN SATAN!!!!!111111

I can.. dig it… man….

By: Cowicide

Cowicide — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 07:20:00 +0000

Don't let this guy near housecats. I just remembered this from over 10 years ago or so (thank you, fish oil) and was able to dig up a link (thank you, google): Nudist thwarts evil shape-shifting housecats

By: Cowicide

Cowicide — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 06:56:00 +0000

where, precisely, is the line drawn between being a conspiracy theorist and being outright delusional?

There’s no precise, straight line to observe…

http://boingboing.net/2011/02/24/report-army-deployed.html

It zig zags in and out of reality.

By: kmorgana

kmorgana — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 06:00:00 +0000

dangit you beat me to it

By: Marios P.

Marios P. — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 05:54:00 +0000

this is obviously a scout team. I mean ok, you are supposed to send your spies first to find out about the enemy before you get into fighting neck deep. Imagine them arriving here and starting fighting right away only to find out that Earth is a hollow shell full of robots yielding phasers and lasers ready to devour them and we are nothing but a low tech decoy. Just imagine that.

By: NoneofYourPenguins

NoneofYourPenguins — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 05:16:00 +0000

I think you meant to say: ”I got your shape shifter hanging right here.”

By: kelev

kelev — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 03:45:00 +0000

Brought to you by…All the people who think Jesus was a white Christian.

By: T. Dampier

T. Dampier — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 02:57:00 +0000

It’s AIPAC, not “APIAC”. http://www.aipac.org
And of *course* the Prez brought his favorite domesticated shape-shifting Grey to the command performance. Duh.

By: mccrum

mccrum — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 02:21:00 +0000

Just some girl named Janice from Sioux City, who just happens to be the Anti-Chris.

How awkward.

By: Kendra Billings

Kendra Billings — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 01:51:00 +0000

A pig, you think? Clearly lizard-human hybrids only eat people.

By: Sirkowski

Sirkowski — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 01:38:00 +0000

Why let this stop you from wearing a cape?

By: The Dude(ette), you know...

The Dude(ette), you know... — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 00:09:00 +0000

OMG light fixtures inside an enclosed building reveal an alien mutant zombie neanderthal pseaudopod…technology is amazing…

By: Rusty

Rusty — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 00:04:00 +0000

This steak tastes Great!

By: Ari B.

Ari B. — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:51:00 +0000

Good point… :-)

By: Meiles02

Meiles02 — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:43:00 +0000

…certainly in my trousers.

By: mikei

mikei — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:37:00 +0000

Ah, so you’re saying this alien follow is CIA, from planet ALOPE?

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:07:00 +0000

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2295082/Why-does-devil-The-Bible-look-exactly-like-President-Obama.html

By: Jeremy Wood

Jeremy Wood — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:07:00 +0000

That looks like dark lighting and MPEG artifacts. Or a secret reptile world government. Which one is more likely, I’m not sure.