Abandoned cake-box at airport turns into inadvertent Portal-themed security worry


16 Responses to “Abandoned cake-box at airport turns into inadvertent Portal-themed security worry”

  1. Michael D says:

    Abandoned cake box > Americans panic > beg for fascism to protect them.
    Rinse and repeat.

  2. Jake0748 says:

    Well, for fuck’s sake. Where are the security goons when you need them? 

    • The Rizz says:

      Checking shoes and bottles of water. Until we have a “cake bomber” they couldn’t give two shits about cake, suspicious or otherwise. It’s not on the list!

    • AnthonyC says:

      I was recently waiting in line to check in for a flight. Security was called over because someone left a duffel bag unattended. One of the people called over *kicked* it.

  3. Philboyd Studge says:


  4. Marc Mielke says:

    It would be really funny if the box had a cake designed to look like an alarm clock with sticks of dynamite strapped to it. 

  5. knoxblox says:

    Well, you know they’d rather have cake OR death, not cake AND death.

    That’s just not fair.

  6. Eric Dobratz says:

    It’s obviously a lie!

    (how has nobody said this yet?)

  7. geeks says:

    Honestly, I would be very suspicious of this box. Let me put it this way, if you were playing D&D and the DM told you there was a nondescript box marked “cake,” would you open it? Its like the Landshark skit: “candygram.”

  8. project22 says:

    Placed by Claus von Stauffenberg?

  9. Halloween_Jack says:

    It’s the sign next to it that makes it funny.

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