Ms. Boing Boing breastfeeds calf

Sabrinaaabbbb Brazilian DJ/model Sabrina Boing Boing has apparently caused quite a stir by posting Instagram photos of herself pretending to breastfeed a calf. I knew we were planning to grow our brand but I can't recall if this idea was on the whiteboard. (Daily Dot, thanks Puce!)



  1. Always interesting to see what different people term NSFW.

    There is no nudity there, no nipples, no interesting poses. What exactly is NSFW about this?

    I was similarly surprised by a BB editor who wrote about Game Of Thrones and not wanting his daughter to even smell the love scenes, but the chopping off heads part was just fine.

    There is no more natural thing than the human body, and no more natural act than sex. Why is that so bad, while rolling heads seems to be perfectly acceptable family entertainment?

    I much prefer the German ratings standard – a film with frontal nudity – restriction 12, while a violent film often gets 18. Surely that’s the right way around?

    1. GoT’s sex scenes are intended to titillate though. It’s hardly ever just two people sexin’ it up ‘cos they love each other.

      1.  I’d love to reply to you in a more intelligent manner, but I must say that your comment is totally lost on me. Heh, perhaps that’s the point you’re making? ;-)

      1. I’m confused. It’s  a somewhat blurry thumbnail of a woman pulling a face at a cow. the link follows to some pictures of the same woman not showing a cow her tits. Where do you work, 1857?

    2.  The difference, to me anyways, is that I expect adolescents to fully understand exactly why beheading those you don’t agree with is not an acceptable thing to do.  I also expect them to not fully understand why rampant sex isn’t a great idea at a young age.

    1. Welcome to the internet we’ve got fun and games

      We got everything you want honey, we know the https

      We are the people that can find whatever you may need

      If you got the browser honey we got your disease

      1. The wiggle, the jiggle, the ooh la la,
        Someone to spank you and cows in your bra?

    1. that’s just a special case of Fingermannn’s 3rd law of consuming stuff: it’s jim-dandy if a creature of “higher form” consumes a creature of “lower form” but not the reverse (“higher” and “lower” to be established by blatant arbitrary assertion)  sooo, for example, that’s why yer basic bird/bat-eating-spider is a quite the stuff of nightmares.  …selah.

  2. I wouldn’t advise this. Not because of some aversion to interspecies contact, but just on practical grounds – calves have a *really* strong sucking action, and they also headbutt (the udder, or in this case the breast) pretty hard if they feel like they’re not getting as much milk as they wanted. It would probably be a bit much.

    1. One time my wife and I were staying with some friends of hers at their ranch. The proprietress handed me what looked like an oversized baby bottle filled with milk, and told me to go feed their orphan calf.

      That fucker instantly became my new best friend. He followed me around and butted me, trying to get at that bottle, even when it’d been empty for the last 5 minutes. I was unprepared for how aggressive he was. He only stopped when I put a fence in between us.

      It was pretty amusing, and the landlady probably got a chuckle out of it, too.

      So you’re probably right!

  3. Boing Boing marketing meeting:

    “Let’s see, Boing Boing t-shirts, mugs, books, woman breastfeeding a calf… “

  4. See?  See?  The Catholic League warned us that Geico commercial would lead to this, but did we listen?  Mooo – I mean, nooooo!

  5. Having some farm-based experience with feeding calves (not *that* way admittedly), I feel safe guaranteeing that no human would ever try to breastfeed a calf twice.

    Mammograms would be a heavenly delightful experience, comparatively.

Comments are closed.