Urinal video games


27 Responses to “Urinal video games”

  1. alamode123 says:

    I’m hoping there’s no multiplayer or co-op option.

  2. Christopher says:

    You know those old carnival games where you fire a squirt gun into a clown’s mouth? I think something along those lines would have been a much better idea.

  3. Andrew Black says:

    Please. Touch this screen with your warm, uriney hands. 

    • Gtmac says:

      It’s a hands free game. The real goal is to make less mess by creating incentive to aim properly. Sad that an incentive is sometimes necessary.

      • Andrew Black says:

        I’m all for it. I’d like to see my stats charted over time. Accuracy, temperature, mineral content, volume.

      • SpudNYC says:

        “The real goal is to make less mess by creating incentive to aim properly” Wrong, the real goal is to sell more beer. The longer you pee, the higher your score. Drink more.

        • Warren Grant says:

           I remember many years ago when they introduced a vending machine breathalyzer in the local pub. It was intended to allow patrons to check their alcohol level before they drove home.
          Of course what happened was most of the people there instead tried to see who could score the highest possible alcohol rating. The machines were gone in a week or so :P

  4. DevinC says:

    Now immature dicksizing won’t just be metaphorical any more.

  5. ChickieD says:

    And for the ladiez?

  6. Egypt Urnash says:

    Oh man I totally wanna violate taboos and go into this men’s room for the first time since my gender transition to play this.

  7. limeychiney says:

    I won’t be tempted to pee all over this thing to see it spark. Nope, not me.

  8. Now I have to watch a fucking screen and hear it beeping at me while I’m peeing? 

    Can the person peeing turn it off?

  9. Deidzoeb says:

    In two player mode, DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS!

    • miasm says:

      Hmmm. You could really tote up some crazy high scores if you could get a large enough group of peeple to cross fade their streams.
      “Damn, that last guy pee’d for 7 straight minutes and scored over 9000 points!”

  10. Josh Berk says:

    I’ll be there in a few weeks. Will check it out and report back. Might even live stream the experience. Live stream! Ha! I’ll see myself out..

  11. Brendan Dwan says:

    It doesn’t have to be this complicated. In the Zurich airport they’ve put a blue enamel candle in the target area. Men are simple. I couldn’t help myself from aiming.

  12. CMarks says:

    Do they seriously think guys are going to stop talking on their cell to play?

  13. Chentzilla says:

    This prototype is as early as 2002.

  14. Justine-Louise Manning says:

    Does this remind anyone of the TV-watching toilet/armchairs in “Idiocracy?”

  15. vrplumber says:

    Easily hacked with a water gun.

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