Police in St Louis charged 34-year-old Sydney Levin with using an artificial penis, the Whizzinator, to complete a urine test. The Whizzinator's been helping idiots get busted—including its creators—since 2005.
Fake penis fails drug test
Bizarre: Woman brings corpse to bank to co-sign, trying to fool banker into giving her $3,000 (video)
A woman in Brazil thought she could get away with wheeling her dead "uncle" into a bank to sign away his money. Propping his head up with one hand while… READ THE REST
Dallas doctor poisoned patients' IV bags with bupivacaine, epinephrine and lidocaine, killing one and hurting 11 more
Raynaldo Ortiz, an anesthesiologist at Baylor Scott & White Surgicare in North Dallas, was found guilty of injecting dangerous drugs into patients' IV bags. Eleven patients were poisoned as a… READ THE REST
Trump's sleep defense seems unlikely to prevail
A tired and befuddled Donald Trump once again visibly fell asleep in court. Donald Trump spends a lot of time trying to define Joe Biden as "sleepy." When Biden appears… READ THE REST
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Upgrade your tech for the new year with this refurbished iPad Pro, less than half price right now
TL;DR: Save over $350 on a refurbished Apple iPad Pro 10.5" 256GB, plus a free accessories bundle, with this sweet deal on sale for just $315.99 right now. Tech fans, it's time… READ THE REST
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TL;DR: The perfect last-minute holiday gift for an aspiring rocker, the 2024 Guitar Lessons Training Bundle is only $15.97 (Reg. $480) until 11:59 PM on 12/25. It's really never too late to make… READ THE REST
