By Xeni Jardin at 7:06 am Mon, Apr 1, 2013
Image: "Unicorn Resting - A white unicorn rests under a bright star," by Catmando, for Shutterstock.
It’s beautiful. Thank you.
Appropriate, thank you.
Anytime I see one of these I’m filled with dread about what the story below it might be.
The fact that the very next reply was a ‘make $$$! at home on your PC!!1!1′ spam comment is so apt that I had to check if it was a real spammer. Sadly, it is.
That’s not a real photo.
I know, I know. You can tell by the pixels.
Forgive me, but I’ve never understood the interest in unicorns. They’ll put someone’s eye out!
The unicorns are very conscious of the risks incurred by their anatomies. Why do you think the fuckers are so elusive?
I don’t understand, why was this needed? The worms thing with the fistulae & so on?
It is meant to exemplify the mealworm coming out of the forehead of an animal.
Wouldn’t a ‘Unicorn Chaser’ be someone, say a worker in a Romanian abbatoir, with a captive bolt pistol?
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