FAQ: When will your book be made into a movie?

Cory Doctorow 11:35 am Fri Apr 5, 2013

Warren Ellis answers one of the questions most frequently asked of authors: "When will your book/comic/whatever be turned into a TV show or movie?"

FAQ: I don't get to decide what gets made into a tv series or film. I cannot, I'm afraid, cause people to give me money for things by magic or force of will. Because, let's face it, if I could, you'd be part of the slave army building my hundred-mile-high golden revolving statue right now.

I'm glad we got that straightened out.

Thank you, Uncle Warren. As always, you've phrased it perfectly.

FAQ: I Don't Get To Decide What Gets Made Into A Movie Or TV Show

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