Cat-tail buttplug

"The Emma", as it is named, is a softly-furred one-inch buttplug designed "for the most comfortable fit". It comes in white, black and leopard-print, and is yours for $30.

Animal Cat Tail Butt / Anal Plug "EMMA" [Amazon]


    1. Well, some people like butt-plugs, and some people think cat tails are cute. Sometimes people like both of those things at once!

    2. Says the cat?  I don’t think this is for cats.  At least, I hope to gawd it’s not for cats.  /s

        1. Poor Manx, I guess you’re right. But you’re gonna have to loosen up that kitty with some pretty heavy duty catnip for a cat-tail buttplug of this size.

  1. All this time I though my wife wanted me to do more dusting around the house, I had no idea that was what it was for

    1.  Oh, c’mon.  Are you sure she hasn’t given you instructions on what to do with that since you refuse to help dust?

  2. Hmm. I’m not a stick in the mud (ha), but this seems a little out of the range of what I expect to see on Boingboing.

  3. At first I thought it was a buttplug for your cat and I was very disturbed.  Once I realized what it really is, I was only mildly disturbed.

    1. Has Fluffy lost that bounce in his step after that accident with the rocking chair claimed his tail?
      Now he no longer has to suffer in shame, With Tail-o-Plug no one but his vet will know his secret….

      1. And if he hasn’t lost his tail, it can still be of use!  Just look at what Tails from Sonic The Hedgehog has done with his Fox-Tail one!   He can fly! 

        1. Cats and bears really shouldn’t develop relationships; its quite dangerous for the cat, you see.

    1. Yep.  Thought the plug part was the handle… and wondered why it mattered what color you started with.

    1. That’s merely a medium haired cats tail. Wait til you see a real long haired cat. I know. I’ve been adopted by a large medium-haired black cat. Her tail is longer tho…

  4. I had no idea Amazon stocked such products (mainly because I had not considered it)

    And once again boing boing is going to make my amazon suggestions… interesting 

    1. And you know what’s even better?  Amazon keeps your purchase history, forever.  And no you can’t delete anything from it.

    2. Uh, I realized that Amazon could be a bit kinky when I got one of those generated google ads that went, “Glory holes? You can find what you need at Amazon!”

  5. Warning to anybody clicking on the Amazon link:

    The Amazon referral owner will get a report what you bought.

  6. Wait, Antinous told me he was BoingBoing’s go-to guy for buttplug information…  although I believe he was complaining about that, at the time.

  7. Rob, if you’re intention was to poke fun at some of the things people stick up their butts, I’d suggest digging a little deeper. (No pun intended, honestly.) However if your intent was to spawn a series of delightful comments, then I’d have to say you excelled. Thanks!

  8. Well, this might be new territory for Amazon but the speciality sites such as (at the risk of being accused of trying to get in a free plug*) have long had every conceivable decoration on the outside end of these things: doorknob sized jewels and so on.

    *Full disclosure: I do back-end work for them…on their website server.

      1. Well, I’m not sure how close the analogy is as the concept of “plug” is rather different due to biological extensions into the 4th dimension. 

    1. Well, honestly, the only difference between her duster and this one is the taste.

  9. You know, I’ve Googled for one of these every year or two for years, and yet, despite how common they are in porn, the product itself appeared not to exist.

    Fox tail buttplugs, yes. Horse-tail, yes (which double as floggers). Even puppy tail (with a curve! Pointing up: happy puppy! Pointing down: sad puppy!), and curly-pig-tail.

    But astonishingly, no cat-tail buttplug existed.

    Now I can rest easy, knowing that the internet has finally satiated my curiousity. Yes, Jimmy. They DO exist.

        1. One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he’s buying another cat. And I says to him, “Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you’re just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don’t you knock it off?” And he said to me, “Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?” My cousin was a weird guy.
          -Brodie, Mallrats (1995)

    1. You didn’t hunt very hard! There are even strikingly beautiful hand-made artisan cat-tail plugs:
      Been looking for an excuse to link to that site for ages. I hope it fills you with the same feeling of wonder that it did me.

      The site, I mean.

  10. H’mm, there’s a “Share your own customer images” link, but sadly, no one has.

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