Cat-tail buttplug


81 Responses to “Cat-tail buttplug”

  1. joe k. says:

    What’s wrong with you humans?!?!?

  2. Tribune says:

    All this time I though my wife wanted me to do more dusting around the house, I had no idea that was what it was for

    • Diogenes says:

       Oh, c’mon.  Are you sure she hasn’t given you instructions on what to do with that since you refuse to help dust?

  3. gjbc says:

    Hmm. I’m not a stick in the mud (ha), but this seems a little out of the range of what I expect to see on Boingboing.

  4. Thorzdad says:

    It’s a butt-plug!
    It’s a duster!
    It’s a butt-plug and a duster!

  5. galaxies says:

    ok. thanks.

  6. Stooge says:

    You call that a review?

  7. skeptacally says:

    seems to me to be a kind of one-use product. kind of expensive for a disposable.

  8. Alan says:

    At first I thought it was a buttplug for your cat and I was very disturbed.  Once I realized what it really is, I was only mildly disturbed.

    • That_Anonymous_Coward says:

      Has Fluffy lost that bounce in his step after that accident with the rocking chair claimed his tail?
      Now he no longer has to suffer in shame, With Tail-o-Plug no one but his vet will know his secret….

      • Peter says:

        And if he hasn’t lost his tail, it can still be of use!  Just look at what Tails from Sonic The Hedgehog has done with his Fox-Tail one!   He can fly! 

  9. Dave Pease says:

    saw picture, saw headline, thought ‘how on earth’ and then realized i had the ends confused.

  10. Ian Bagger says:

    And to think there are no product reviews on Amazon.  Release the hounds!

  11. huskerdont says:

    Okay, so: white????

  12. EDIT: nevermind. please delete. I just realized my name and picture show up when I post. So yeah.. comment redacted.

  13. BookGuy says:

    Up until now, dogs had to be satisfied with chasing their own tails.  But now…

  14. destroy_all_humans says:

    I have a great cosplay idea now. Look out AX

  15. Vinnie Tesla says:

    That was one goddamn fluffy cat.

    • B E Pratt says:

      That’s merely a medium haired cats tail. Wait til you see a real long haired cat. I know. I’ve been adopted by a large medium-haired black cat. Her tail is longer tho…

  16. Marko Raos says:

    Could this conceivably become a part of a micro-swimsuit set? Hmm…

  17. Tribune says:

    I had no idea Amazon stocked such products (mainly because I had not considered it)

    And once again boing boing is going to make my amazon suggestions… interesting 

  18. Bradley Robinson says:

    I wish to acquire one of these items for purposes I do not wish to discuss.

  19. mongo says:

    Warning to anybody clicking on the Amazon link:

    The Amazon referral owner will get a report what you bought.

  20. Ito Kagehisa says:

    Wait, Antinous told me he was BoingBoing’s go-to guy for buttplug information…  although I believe he was complaining about that, at the time.

  21. Wow. All this time I’ve been using that backwards.

    I thought it was like a pipe cleaner.

  22. SomeGuyNamedMark says:

    Looks like I just got my Christmas shopping done early.

  23. Emma Jones says:

    It’s appropriate that this shares my name.

  24. Rob, if you’re intention was to poke fun at some of the things people stick up their butts, I’d suggest digging a little deeper. (No pun intended, honestly.) However if your intent was to spawn a series of delightful comments, then I’d have to say you excelled. Thanks!

  25. Orthodoxcaveman says:

    Which way round does it go?

  26. Nadreck says:

    Well, this might be new territory for Amazon but the speciality sites such as (at the risk of being accused of trying to get in a free plug*) have long had every conceivable decoration on the outside end of these things: doorknob sized jewels and so on.

    *Full disclosure: I do back-end work for them…on their website server.

  27. allotrope says:

    Christ, what an asshole would use it?

  28. SedanChair says:

    “Oh, what a cute duster.”


  29. Dewi Morgan says:

    You know, I’ve Googled for one of these every year or two for years, and yet, despite how common they are in porn, the product itself appeared not to exist.

    Fox tail buttplugs, yes. Horse-tail, yes (which double as floggers). Even puppy tail (with a curve! Pointing up: happy puppy! Pointing down: sad puppy!), and curly-pig-tail.

    But astonishingly, no cat-tail buttplug existed.

    Now I can rest easy, knowing that the internet has finally satiated my curiousity. Yes, Jimmy. They DO exist.

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      You could have just shoved a cat up your ass.

      • B E Pratt says:

         Oh no! That damn gerbil was bad enough!!

        • dean s says:

          One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he’s buying another cat. And I says to him, “Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you’re just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don’t you knock it off?” And he said to me, “Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?” My cousin was a weird guy.
          -Brodie, Mallrats (1995)

    • echolocate chocolate says:

      You didn’t hunt very hard! There are even strikingly beautiful hand-made artisan cat-tail plugs:
      Been looking for an excuse to link to that site for ages. I hope it fills you with the same feeling of wonder that it did me.

      The site, I mean.

  30. feetleet says:

    Pssht, I can’t even control it with EEG?

  31. bobcorrigan says:

    It’s never been easier to combine a__play and dusting.

  32. Michael Lewis says:

    Am I the only one thinking white fur is a bad color choice for this application?

  33. social_maladroit says:

    H’mm, there’s a “Share your own customer images” link, but sadly, no one has.

  34. antoniow says:

    This is one of my favorite butt plugs -> fox tail plug!

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