Rob Beschizza at 8:19 am Mon, Apr 8, 2013
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"The Emma", as it is named, is a softly-furred one-inch buttplug designed "for the most comfortable fit". It comes in white, black and leopard-print, and is yours for $30.
Animal Cat Tail Butt / Anal Plug "EMMA" [Amazon]
What’s wrong with you humans?!?!?
Well, some people like butt-plugs, and some people think cat tails are cute. Sometimes people like both of those things at once!
Says the cat? I don’t think this is for cats. At least, I hope to gawd it’s not for cats. /s
What do you have against prosthetics?
Poor Manx, I guess you’re right. But you’re gonna have to loosen up that kitty with some pretty heavy duty catnip for a cat-tail buttplug of this size.
All this time I though my wife wanted me to do more dusting around the house, I had no idea that was what it was for
Oh, c’mon. Are you sure she hasn’t given you instructions on what to do with that since you refuse to help dust?
Hmm. I’m not a stick in the mud (ha), but this seems a little out of the range of what I expect to see on Boingboing.
The 3D-printed open source banana butt plug is up next.
…you mean will be posted next, of course.
I stand by my original wording.
Just look at it.
Ralph!? I’ll TAKE IT!!!!
Well, let’s just see what……
It’s a butt-plug!
It’s a duster!
It’s a butt-plug and a duster!
Now how much would you pay?!
Don’t forget the free set of steak knives.
I’m not going to ask where are these supposed to go…
So that’s where these come from:
Does it get out black heel marks?
You call that a review?
seems to me to be a kind of one-use product. kind of expensive for a disposable.
to wit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXYAOd8gW2U
At first I thought it was a buttplug for your cat and I was very disturbed. Once I realized what it really is, I was only mildly disturbed.
Has Fluffy lost that bounce in his step after that accident with the rocking chair claimed his tail?
Now he no longer has to suffer in shame, With Tail-o-Plug no one but his vet will know his secret….
And if he hasn’t lost his tail, it can still be of use! Just look at what Tails from Sonic The Hedgehog has done with his Fox-Tail one! He can fly!
saw picture, saw headline, thought ‘how on earth’ and then realized i had the ends confused.
i was right there with you.
My first thought was EWWWWWW!!!!
My second thought, also.
Pretty much all my thoughts. But I’m a sensitive soul.
First reading of the headline had me about to call the ASPCA.
Ya, how do you get that fur clean?
Obviously you lick it, just like a cat.
How do you get your bear boyfriend clean?
Cats and bears really shouldn’t develop relationships; its quite dangerous for the cat, you see.
Yep. Thought the plug part was the handle… and wondered why it mattered what color you started with.
Glad I wasn’t the only one!
And to think there are no product reviews on Amazon. Release the hounds!
Okay, so: white????
I know. I would have bet a barrel of lube that Rob would have gone for the leopard-print.
EDIT: nevermind. please delete. I just realized my name and picture show up when I post. So yeah.. comment redacted.
Up until now, dogs had to be satisfied with chasing their own tails. But now…
I have a great cosplay idea now. Look out AX
That was one goddamn fluffy cat.
That’s merely a medium haired cats tail. Wait til you see a real long haired cat. I know. I’ve been adopted by a large medium-haired black cat. Her tail is longer tho…
Could this conceivably become a part of a micro-swimsuit set? Hmm…
I had no idea Amazon stocked such products (mainly because I had not considered it)
And once again boing boing is going to make my amazon suggestions… interesting
And you know what’s even better? Amazon keeps your purchase history, forever. And no you can’t delete anything from it.
I’m wondering which website with an amazon kickback button on it would be choicest to employ.
Uh, I realized that Amazon could be a bit kinky when I got one of those generated google ads that went, “Glory holes? You can find what you need at Amazon!”
I wish to acquire one of these items for purposes I do not wish to discuss.
Warning to anybody clicking on the Amazon link:
The Amazon referral owner will get a report what you bought.
Perhaps that’s what I Want to happen *coy look*
Wait, Antinous told me he was BoingBoing’s go-to guy for buttplug information… although I believe he was complaining about that, at the time.
Wow. All this time I’ve been using that backwards.
I thought it was like a pipe cleaner.
Looks like I just got my Christmas shopping done early.
It’s appropriate that this shares my name.
Do you look like a travel shaving brush as well?
Rob, if you’re intention was to poke fun at some of the things people stick up their butts, I’d suggest digging a little deeper. (No pun intended, honestly.) However if your intent was to spawn a series of delightful comments, then I’d have to say you excelled. Thanks!
Yeah. Let me state up front that I fully support the rights of everyone to shove whatever they like up their butts, and I am down with kinks that would make middle America’s collective head explode. I’ve personally helped a friend find and purchase a vibrator shaped like a centipede. But when I saw these I couldn’t stop laughing for a full twenty minutes:
Which way round does it go?
Yaw, pitch or roll?
Well, this might be new territory for Amazon but the speciality sites such as (at the risk of being accused of trying to get in a free plug*) lovedreamer.com have long had every conceivable decoration on the outside end of these things: doorknob sized jewels and so on.
*Full disclosure: I do back-end work for them…on their website server.
Do they even *have* butt-plugs on Palain-VII?
Well, I’m not sure how close the analogy is as the concept of “plug” is rather different due to biological extensions into the 4th dimension.
Christ, what an asshole would use it?
Seems like about a 1″ one.
“Oh, what a cute duster.”
Well, honestly, the only difference between her duster and this one is the taste.
You know, I’ve Googled for one of these every year or two for years, and yet, despite how common they are in porn, the product itself appeared not to exist.
Fox tail buttplugs, yes. Horse-tail, yes (which double as floggers). Even puppy tail (with a curve! Pointing up: happy puppy! Pointing down: sad puppy!), and curly-pig-tail.
But astonishingly, no cat-tail buttplug existed.
Now I can rest easy, knowing that the internet has finally satiated my curiousity. Yes, Jimmy. They DO exist.
You could have just shoved a cat up your ass.
Oh no! That damn gerbil was bad enough!!
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he’s buying another cat. And I says to him, “Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you’re just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don’t you knock it off?” And he said to me, “Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?” My cousin was a weird guy.
-Brodie, Mallrats (1995)
You didn’t hunt very hard! There are even strikingly beautiful hand-made artisan cat-tail plugs: http://kittencream.com/
Been looking for an excuse to link to that site for ages. I hope it fills you with the same feeling of wonder that it did me.
The site, I mean.
Pssht, I can’t even control it with EEG?
It’s never been easier to combine a__play and dusting.
Am I the only one thinking white fur is a bad color choice for this application?
H’mm, there’s a “Share your own customer images” link, but sadly, no one has.
This is one of my favorite butt plugs -> fox tail plug! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBKafu_lzbg
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