Primate kettlebell


25 Responses to “Primate kettlebell”

  1. Snig says:

    I read “chip resistant iron” as “chimp resistant”.

  2. G3 says:

    Wow at first glance I thought they’d made a mold of Carrottop.

  3. Kokonor says:

    You might want to think twice before linking to Joe Rogan’s website, awesome kettlebell or not.

    He has a history of spewing misogynistic, homophobic and transphobic junk. Case in point:

    In sum: “[W]omen that don’t like children [are like] dogs that like to eat their own shit.” 

    So, yeah.

  4. welcomeabored says:

    I get my thing in action (Verb!)
    To be, to sing, to feel, to live (Verb!)
    (That’s what’s happenin’)

    I put my heart in action (Verb!)
    To run, to go, to get, to give (Verb!)
    (You’re what’s happenin’)

  5. 5up Mushroom says:

    I was down with this and then I read “Joe Rogan’s Website”. Don’t give that misogynist piece of shit any money. It’s a shame he is already getting free publicity here. :(

  6. John Grant says:

    Joe Rogan–misogynist??  Is this the new definition of misogynist, the one that goes, “anyone who says anything negative about any woman at any time?”  Because he’s married, has daughters, has female guests on his podcast, works with female comedians, idolizes female athletes… so, I guess, if he’s a misogynist by your definition, your use of the word is meaningless.

    • Kokonor says:

      Read my comment. I didn’t say he was a misogynist (I can’t verify that), but that he has said misogynistic shit.

      misogynistic (adj.):
      reflecting or inspired by a hatred of women

      Again, Rogan (via twitter): If you’re a man and you call yourself a feminist I hope you choke to death on vegan pizza while crying over a lady gaga song.

    • 5up Mushroom says:

      Well.. geez. I didn’t know he had daughters and works with woman .. he is absolved of all his sins…  He is a goddamned saint, isn’t he?  

      Yes. He is a misogynist. Had he said “I think of people who don’t like children like I think of dogs that eat their own shit” then more power to him. He’s still an angry piss-ant but at least he’s not a bigoted turd snarfer in that non-existent scenario. 
      He didn’t say that though, did he? He compared woman who don’t like children to dogs that eat their own shit. You see that… just women, compared to dogs. Shit eating dogs, no less. Is there women you’ve encountered that you regard as shit eating dogs?

    • Halloween_Jack says:

      Did you check out the link that Kokonor posted above? “If you’re a man and you call yourself a feminist I hope you choke to death on vegan pizza while crying over a lady gaga song.” Protip: being married, working with women, etc. does not mean that you respect women.

  7. Chuck says:

    I’m imagining an alternate version of The Bowler (Janeane Garofalo’s character from Mystery Men) where’s she’s a personal trainer using a kettlebell made from her dad’s skull.

  8. rocketpj says:

    That would be a nice addition to my other bookends. I mean kettlebells.

  9. RaidenDaigo says:

    Does it work better then the bonobo shake weight?

  10. Issiah Lamk says:

    If you think Julie`s story is impossible…, last month my neighbour basically broght in $7514 just sitting there a thirteen hour week from their apartment and there friend’s mom`s neighbour has done this for three months and brought home over $7514 in their spare time on line. the guide available on this page,……….. ZOO80.ℂom

  11. Nikolas Adair says:

    I had no idea what a kettlebell was actually used for, and after Googling it, I still don’t see why you would use this versus a dumbbell. What am I missing here?

  12. picklefactory says:

    It should be painted green as opposed to being directional and also dumb as hell.

  13. Powerful Joe Rogan!! Dude is a hella awesome human being and his podcast is hands down the best one out there right now. He transforms lives, literally. Don’t believe the “misogynistic-homophone” hype. Nothing could be further from the truth. 

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