Effort to criminalise oral sex fails


48 Responses to “Effort to criminalise oral sex fails”

  1. Rob says:


    I see what you did there.

  2. PhosPhorious says:

    Sounds like this guy hasn’t been blown off in years.

  3. awjt says:

    “First they came…”

  4. Waltb555 says:

    I feel sorry for his wife.

  5. oasisob1 says:

    I imagine he’s hoping it passes to heighten the sexual pleasure of doing something illegal.

  6. kaellinn18 says:

    This man is a cancer on my state of Virginia, and it scares the hell out of me that he has a good chance of being elected governor later this year.

  7. fuzzyfuzzyfungus says:

    I’m guessing that he is staunchly against any EPA efforts to reign in actual ‘crimes against nature’?

  8. CRiddell says:

    Great news! Any ideas on appropriate ways to celebrate?

  9. chgoliz says:

    I would argue he isn’t just homophobic; he’s also sex-phobic.  I think what Waltb555 said above is spot-on: we should feel sorry for his wife.

  10. angusm says:

    Cuccinelli is a crime against nature.

  11. RedShirt77 says:

    Religion does terrible things to people’s minds.

  12. Jellodyne says:

    The article was unclear on the current status of the ‘Crimes Against Nature’ statue — can I legally engage in oral and anal sex with wild animals or not?

  13. TripleE78 says:

    Oh!  The Cooch!  My Northern VA friends blame the rest of the state for him, because they sure as hell don’t want him.

    • Ed Mar says:

      At this rate, I think we’ll be pushing for secession here in Northern VA in a matter of a few years.  

      • jackbird says:

        Didn’t that already happen once?

      • TripleE78 says:

         Or, alternately, given property prices in NoVA, the sheer number of people spreading south and west from Alexandria and Arlington will start overtaking everyone else who sends people to Richmond.

        One can hope anyway.  As a Marylander, I can’t do much more than suggest our nutjobs move west if they get tired of  O’Malley.

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      The Cooch!

      The name of your state already kind of sounds like ladyparts.  Are you really going to elect a governor with a name that matches?

      • TripleE78 says:

        I live in MD, so I don’t get any say over this jackass either, just hear about him in local news.  And his nickname around here really is The Cooch, which is pretty ironic in that he seems to hate women as much as he hates teh gheys.

  14. SomeGuyNamedMark says:

    Wait, would the law have blown or sucked?  None of the above?

  15. evanberkowitz says:

    Away.  You forgot to say away again.  It means something else if you don’t say away…

    [Hangs up phone]

    The Fourth Court blew them all away!

  16. carlogesualdodivenosa says:

    Looking forward to his inevitable appearance on gayhomophobe.com.

  17. cbbb says:

    Just so I’m clear here, handjobs are still totally cool in Virginia then?

  18. You can have my oral sex when you pry it out of my cold, dead …

    Uh wait.  This isn’t going to come out right.

  19. He missed the part of state law mandating Virginia “for lovers”?

  20. That_Anonymous_Coward says:

    So campers… what is the over under on him appearing on Gay Homophobe in the next couple weeks?



  21. Am I the only one who thought this was about criminalising fails in oral sex?

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