By Rob Beschizza at 8:09 am Wed, Apr 17, 2013
I see what you did there.
Ugh. I am so disappointed in my tardiness to this party.
Better to come late than not to come at all.
I came to the comment section to ensure this comment was firmly in place. I leave satisfied.
Sounds like this guy hasn’t been blown off in years.
“First they came…”
I feel sorry for his wife.
On the plus side, I’m pretty sure she never has to have sex with him.
I imagine he’s hoping it passes to heighten the sexual pleasure of doing something illegal.
I find myself wondering if he has an opinion on anal beads. Are they as bad as dicks, or not?
Please tell me that you’re referring to Divine and the rosary in Multiple Maniacs.
This man is a cancer on my state of Virginia, and it scares the hell out of me that he has a good chance of being elected governor later this year.
I’m with you. I hate when Virginia is such an embarrassment.
Don’t feel bad. I don’t think any state has an exclusive on embarrassing politicians.
As a former Illinoisan (“Our ex-Governors make license plates!”) and current Ohioan, I fully agree. Some states are worse than others, only in differing ways.
I dunno, Oregon’s been doing decently at the ‘not being a national embarrassment’ game so far…
Except for the constitutional amendment outlawing gay marriage. Ugh.
I’m guessing that he is staunchly against any EPA efforts to reign in actual ‘crimes against nature’?
Yes. This is the same idiot who repetitively went after Michael Mann for the bullshit “climategate” conspiracy, despite the fact that Michael Mann was continuously found innocent of wrongdoing.
Great news! Any ideas on appropriate ways to celebrate?
I would argue he isn’t just homophobic; he’s also sex-phobic. I think what Waltb555 said above is spot-on: we should feel sorry for his wife.
Perhaps he’s neither homophobic nor sex-phobic–maybe he’s just jealous.
His aversion to anal sex is understandable seeing as he is a giant ahole.
Cuccinelli is a crime against nature.
Religion does terrible things to people’s minds.
This is his brain on religion.
The article was unclear on the current status of the ‘Crimes Against Nature’ statue — can I legally engage in oral and anal sex with wild animals or not?
Oh! The Cooch! My Northern VA friends blame the rest of the state for him, because they sure as hell don’t want him.
At this rate, I think we’ll be pushing for secession here in Northern VA in a matter of a few years.
Didn’t that already happen once?
Or, alternately, given property prices in NoVA, the sheer number of people spreading south and west from Alexandria and Arlington will start overtaking everyone else who sends people to Richmond.
One can hope anyway. As a Marylander, I can’t do much more than suggest our nutjobs move west if they get tired of O’Malley.
The name of your state already kind of sounds like ladyparts. Are you really going to elect a governor with a name that matches?
I live in MD, so I don’t get any say over this jackass either, just hear about him in local news. And his nickname around here really is The Cooch, which is pretty ironic in that he seems to hate women as much as he hates teh gheys.
Wait, would the law have blown or sucked? None of the above?
Away. You forgot to say away again. It means something else if you don’t say away…
[Hangs up phone]
The Fourth Court blew them all away!
Looking forward to his inevitable appearance on gayhomophobe.com.
Just so I’m clear here, handjobs are still totally cool in Virginia then?
You can ask him yourself here:
Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli Contact info:
Office of the Attorney General
900 East Main Street
Richmond, VA 23219
Official Cuccinelli for Governor website. We welcome your questions, comments and concerns:
10560 Main StreetSuite 218
Fairfax, VA 22030
For general inquiries, please email firstname.lastname@example.org
I’ve already asked him on twitter “Aren’t you too busy fighting evil blowjobs to be doing anything else?”
You can have my oral sex when you pry it out of my cold, dead …
Uh wait. This isn’t going to come out right.
It did, it did. You are a gem.
He missed the part of state law mandating Virginia “for lovers”?
You didn’t hear? They changed it!
Nah, he just added “white, Christian, straight” in between the words.
So campers… what is the over under on him appearing on Gay Homophobe in the next couple weeks?
Am I the only one who thought this was about criminalising fails in oral sex?
What a tight ass..
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