Effort to criminalise oral sex fails

A homophobic politician's attempt to recriminalize anal and oral sex has ended in failure in Virginia. Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli wanted to revive the state's “Crimes against Nature” statute; the Fourth Court unanimously blew him off.


    1. I came to the comment section to ensure this comment was firmly in place.  I leave satisfied.

  1. I imagine he’s hoping it passes to heighten the sexual pleasure of doing something illegal.

    1. I find myself wondering if he has an opinion on anal beads.  Are they as bad as dicks, or not?

      1. Please tell me that you’re referring to Divine and the rosary in Multiple Maniacs.

  2. This man is a cancer on my state of Virginia, and it scares the hell out of me that he has a good chance of being elected governor later this year.

        1.  As a former Illinoisan (“Our ex-Governors make license plates!”) and current Ohioan, I fully agree. Some states are worse than others, only in differing ways.

        2.  I dunno, Oregon’s been doing decently at the ‘not being a national embarrassment’ game so far…

  3. I’m guessing that he is staunchly against any EPA efforts to reign in actual ‘crimes against nature’?

  4. I would argue he isn’t just homophobic; he’s also sex-phobic.  I think what Waltb555 said above is spot-on: we should feel sorry for his wife.

  5. The article was unclear on the current status of the ‘Crimes Against Nature’ statue — can I legally engage in oral and anal sex with wild animals or not?

  6. Oh!  The Cooch!  My Northern VA friends blame the rest of the state for him, because they sure as hell don’t want him.

    1. At this rate, I think we’ll be pushing for secession here in Northern VA in a matter of a few years.  

      1.  Or, alternately, given property prices in NoVA, the sheer number of people spreading south and west from Alexandria and Arlington will start overtaking everyone else who sends people to Richmond.

        One can hope anyway.  As a Marylander, I can’t do much more than suggest our nutjobs move west if they get tired of  O’Malley.

    2. The Cooch!

      The name of your state already kind of sounds like ladyparts.  Are you really going to elect a governor with a name that matches?

      1. I live in MD, so I don’t get any say over this jackass either, just hear about him in local news.  And his nickname around here really is The Cooch, which is pretty ironic in that he seems to hate women as much as he hates teh gheys.

  7. Away.  You forgot to say away again.  It means something else if you don’t say away…

    [Hangs up phone]

    The Fourth Court blew them all away!

    1. You can ask him yourself here:

      Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli Contact info:

      Office of the Attorney General

      900 East Main Street
      Richmond, VA 23219
      (804) 786-2071

      Contact form:

      Official Cuccinelli for Governor website. We welcome your questions, comments and concerns:

      Mailing Address
      10560 Main StreetSuite 218
      Fairfax, VA 22030
      Telephone 703-766-0635

      For general inquiries, please email info@cuccinelli.com



      I’ve already asked him on twitter “Aren’t you too busy fighting evil blowjobs to be doing anything else?”

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