Giant binder-clip handbag


17 Responses to “Giant binder-clip handbag”

  1. quazi says:

    Okay, the “Buy Now” button.. where did it go?

  2. Nash Rambler says:

    Okay, I’m kind of liking this thing.  Not quite “shut up and take my money,” but close.

  3. weatherman says:

    If they made a briefcase model, I’d buy one. Somehow I think it would be the perfect briefcase to go with a bowler and red tie…

  4. kmoser says:

    Brilliant. It is a perfect match for my money clip.

  5. rocketpj says:

    If there was a buy now button my wife’s birthday gift would now be taken care of.  

  6. pocoTOTO says:

    Change the dimensions slightly and make them waterproof and you’d have the perfect panniers.

  7. Sandra McGechan says:

    That handle would get way too uncomfortable way too quickly.

  8. IronEdithKidd says:

    Because being an office drone isn’t demoralizing enough, you need a carryall that reminds you of your daily drudgery each time you lay eyes upon it.   Corporate America approves, but grey is too whimsical a color, it should be flat black.

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      Why do tit clamps remind you of daily drudgery?

      • IronEdithKidd says:

        I take it you’re a fan of the ‘economy model’.  There are purpose-made options available in actual colors, you know.   

    • I’m sorry you dislike us office workers so much.  We love you anyway.

      • IronEdithKidd says:

        It’s not office workers I dislike, it’s office work.  And the oceans of beige that come with offices.  Actually, I don’t dislike beige, I fucking loathe it.

        • I’m sorry.  Only they whose natural habitat is the great Beige Sea should be stuck there.  May you find your place amid the stark Black-and-White Checkerboard Mountains or Plaid Plains or Trippy Fractal Paisley Forest or wherever it is that you feel at home.

  9. Tom Giebel says:

    When I was a kid, my name for binder clips was “frog purses.”

  10. Flashman says:

    I love that he stayed so faithful to the original, but the handle does seem a bit long and unwieldy. I’m sure this is an issue he wrestled with before saying ‘fuck it, ergonomics be damned it’s got to be just like a giant binder clip.’

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