Enchanting Michael Jackson doll on Etsy

Only $240, and it's yours. Not sure if the smoking baby comes with him.


  1. I take it “Enchanting” in this context means “AAAAAAAAAGLHAGLAGHLHLGFH!!!!”

  2. I would say that I want the $5 smoking baby more than the $240 Jackson troll, however, I already own an identical smoking baby and I simply can’t care for twins.

    1. you wouldn’t have to take care of them for too long being exposed to cigarette smoke  has been linked to sids.

  3. To rip a line from Infinite Jest —”The integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised, sir”.

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