Luke Skywalker's pants sold for $36,000

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  1. Brainspore says:

    “These are my lucky pants! I was wearing them the day stormtroopers slaughtered my foster parents. I was wearing them the day my mentor was killed by a Sith Lord. And I was wearing them the day I fell in love with the woman who turned out to be my twin sister! They’re also my only pants.”

    • jadezakozyl says:

       мy rooмαтe’ѕ мoтнer-ιɴ-lαw мαĸeѕ $6З every нoυr oɴ тнe lαpтop. ѕнe нαѕ вeeɴ wιтнoυт worĸ ғor ɴιɴe мoɴтнѕ вυт lαѕт мoɴтн нer pαy cнecĸ wαѕ $20З77 jυѕт worĸιɴɢ oɴ тнe lαpтop ғor α ғew нoυrѕ. reαd мore нere Zap2­2­.c­o&shym&shy

  2. katkins says:

    Recover some DNA, clone Mark Hamill.

    “*Who’s* your daddy?!”

  3. peregrinus says:

    I’m thankful you meant his trousers.  Pants means something altogether different.

    • Brainspore says:

      What does the verb “trouse” mean, anyway? Do people in the UK go trousing?

      • peregrinus says:

         Haha!

        The auction site does not say if any of these undies have been previously worn

        “I caught Bieberrhea and I didn’t even shag him.  Shit life.”

        • Antinous / Moderator says:

          Jock straps worn by gay porn stars have been a popular sale item for at least a decade and a half. In those cases, I’m pretty sure that there’s visible, palpable, smellable evidence of wear.

          • peregrinus says:

            Are they expensive?

          • Antinous / Moderator says:

            Living in Palm Springs, I would scarcely need to buy used porn star jock straps.

            I’m not going to link to this article, since the page is wall-to-wall cocks, so…

            Is The Used Jock Strap Market Facing A Recession?
            Written by jack July 23rd, 2008
            July 23rd, 2008

            Of course, in the early days of the decade, when porn stars were still exotic and inaccessible, fans would pay hand-over-fist to buy the jizzed-on effluvium of their daily lives. A fan once paid Lou Cass several thousand dollars for the jeans he wore on the cover of Sexy Billy Blue (and they were stonewashed no less!). Chi Chi LaRue, even launched ChiBay for online auction site for used good (click here for an archived link.)

            IN_steve_cruz_brief.jpg These days however, um, it seems that stagflation may have set in.When Michael Lucas auctioned off clothes from his personal wardrobe earlier this year with mixed results (we bought a gorgeous red Helmut Lang button down, but some items went unsold and had to be re-listed at a lower starting bid). Steve Cruz auctioned a date with himself and went for $200 top bid (then again, no sex was involved).

            The one thing that seems to remain constant is the popularity of used jockstraps. The most expensive pair we could find was (thanks to US dollar weakness) was Francesco D’Macho‘s at 80 euros (roughly $127 US) for a freshly cummed-on pair . Vinnie D’Angelo, Steve Cruz offer a more cheaper jizzed jocks at $95 each. Bargain hunters might want to check out Ricky Sinz, who will sell you his for $45, or RJ Danvers at $40. For a delicate touch, you might try a pair of lacy women’s panties worn by Carlos Morales for $35.99, seen below.

          • Antinous / Moderator says:

            Living in Palm Springs, I would scarcely need to buy used porn star jock straps.

            I’m not going to link to this article, since the page is wall-to-wall cocks, so…

            Is The Used Jock Strap Market Facing A Recession?
            Written by jack July 23rd, 2008
            July 23rd, 2008

            Of course, in the early days of the decade, when porn stars were still exotic and inaccessible, fans would pay hand-over-fist to buy the jizzed-on effluvium of their daily lives. A fan once paid Lou Cass several thousand dollars for the jeans he wore on the cover of Sexy Billy Blue (and they were stonewashed no less!). Chi Chi LaRue, even launched ChiBay for online auction site for used good (click here for an archived link.)

            IN_steve_cruz_brief.jpg These days however, um, it seems that stagflation may have set in.When Michael Lucas auctioned off clothes from his personal wardrobe earlier this year with mixed results (we bought a gorgeous red Helmut Lang button down, but some items went unsold and had to be re-listed at a lower starting bid). Steve Cruz auctioned a date with himself and went for $200 top bid (then again, no sex was involved).

            The one thing that seems to remain constant is the popularity of used jockstraps. The most expensive pair we could find was (thanks to US dollar weakness) was Francesco D’Macho‘s at 80 euros (roughly $127 US) for a freshly cummed-on pair . Vinnie D’Angelo, Steve Cruz offer a more cheaper jizzed jocks at $95 each. Bargain hunters might want to check out Ricky Sinz, who will sell you his for $45, or RJ Danvers at $40. For a delicate touch, you might try a pair of lacy women’s panties worn by Carlos Morales for $35.99, seen below.

            Moved to here due to width issues.

          • peregrinus says:

             OK, not so much my thing, but if it were, I’d be looking for some DNA evidence.

            And stonewashed jeans … fashion crime

          • peregrinus says:

            btw http://thesword.com/starshawkskivvieswithmixedresults.html is pretty tame.  Wall to wall?  I’ve seen more cocks at the Kentucky State Fair.

            Out of literary interest, I noted that http://www.thepen.com is dysfunctional.  there goes another aphorism.

  4. Jorpho says:

    “Hero” pants?  Really?  Sounds like an RPG item.  -5 to AC or something.

    • penguinchris says:

      The term is used when referring to props and the like to indicate items that were handled/used by the actual actor on screen, and not by a stunt double or as a background prop or something.

      • Donald Petersen says:

        In slightly different contexts, it can also mean the one that was used most often for closeups and most general shots, as opposed to sacrificial ones that might be destroyed by stunts, explosions, etc.  There might be, for example, a hero Batmobile (or General Lee or whatever) that has the finest paint and all the details tricked out, so it’d be used for static shots and maybe some low-speed driving and such, and then there would be a slew of other lesser ones that might look pretty good from a distance but are equipped to be jumped over a bridge or rolled down a hill or whatever.

        I worked on a movie once wherein one of the supporting characters was a cat.  It’s kind of tough to train a cat to do many tricks, so we had a few lookalikes with differing specialties.  One of them specialized in flattening his ears and hissing, so we used him for the pissed-off reactions.  The one with the best overall temperament who got along well with the human actors was our “hero” cat.

  5. dr_bombay says:

    how is it that i’ve been a fan of these movies since i was 10, and never knew those were levi’s? mind officially blown.

  6. Y0YO says:

    That’s pretty low price for such a thing.

  7. Vian Lawson says:

    Cue the “getting into Luke Skywalker’s pants” jokes in 3 … 2 … 1 …

  8. Preston Sturges says:

    If Mark Hamill tried to put these on today, he’d get them a little bit above his knees, struggle a while, then fall over.

  9. Sekino says:

    Welp, that puts Han Solo’s pants clear out of my price range.

  10. Kevin Bingham says:

    He came in those pants? He’s braver than I thought.

  11. Kevin Bingham says:

    He came in those pants? He’s braver than I thought.

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