Drunken sex causes car wreck

Luis Briones, 25, blew through a red light in Albuquerque and crashed, resulting in his female passenger being ejected from the car. Briones was allegedly drunk. Oh, apparently he was also having sex with the woman at the time of the crash. She was naked. From KRQE:
According to the criminal complaint, Briones tried to drive away, leaving the woman behind.

A witness was able to grab his keys.

Police found Briones with one shoe and his shorts on inside out.

"Naked woman thrown from car after crash"

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    1. Seriously, where would her leg go in the real world?  I mean there isn’t that much space between the driver seat and door in my car.

  2. I guess this dude isn’t one of those spend the night and spoon afterwards kind of guys…

  3. Its a sad commentary on humanity that you can’t be sure this woman will break up with him.

    1. I’m not sure there are many other ways to describe her condition at this point other than “broken up.”

    1. Consummation does not imply ejaculation. Consummation does not imply ejaculation. Consummation does not imply ejaculation. Consummation does not imply ejaculation. 

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