Drunken sex causes car wreck


18 Responses to “Drunken sex causes car wreck”

  1. Roose_Bolton says:


  2. Christopher says:

    Remember, everyone: drive carefully. 75% of the people in this world are caused by accidents. 

  3. xzzy says:

    Sorely disappointed that car sex doesn’t work like it does in The Chase. 

    • bcsizemo says:

      Seriously, where would her leg go in the real world?  I mean there isn’t that much space between the driver seat and door in my car.

  4. Navin_Johnson says:

    I guess this dude isn’t one of those spend the night and spoon afterwards kind of guys…

  5. RedShirt77 says:

    Its a sad commentary on humanity that you can’t be sure this woman will break up with him.

  6. dmatos says:

    Everyone, please repeat after me:

    Correlation does not imply causation.

    • wrybread says:

      Consummation does not imply ejaculation. Consummation does not imply ejaculation. Consummation does not imply ejaculation. Consummation does not imply ejaculation. 

  7. bo1n6bo1n6 says:

    You know he’s gonna get off on a technicality.

  8. angusm says:

    “Doesn’t matter; had drunken vehicular sex.”

  9. vrplumber says:

    So, more or less dangerous than texting while driving?

  10. Boundegar says:

    Damn this story takes me back to seventh grade.

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