Quebec's new pizza-and-spaghetti-flavored slushy drink is "love in a cup," apparently


54 Responses to “Quebec's new pizza-and-spaghetti-flavored slushy drink is "love in a cup," apparently”

  1. theophrastvs says:

    sacre-bleu, pourquoi n’est-il pas spiggot pour poutine?!

  2. penguinchris says:

    It’s the sort of thing that’d be really tempting to try. They don’t have to plan to have it for long, just long enough for every sucker to try it once.

    • louisleblanc says:

      They actually give weird name to all the flavours that are typically just fruit flavours. Pizzaghetti is actually strawberry kiwi. Some of the best names through the years was Rosbeef, Liposuction and Wild Tar…

  3. pjcamp says:

    I’m weirding out on the depth of field compression. That thing looks like it is as big as the door.

  4. Ladyfingers says:

    Love in a cup? It tastes like bleach?

  5. KaiBeezy says:

    Quebec… Didn’t they just ban kids from playing soccer while wearing a turban? Now pizza slushies. What is their deal?

    • Christian Dubois says:

      We are crazy bastards doing crazy experiments. Céline Dion was just ou first creation. Heheheheh!

    • Martin says:

       No, you can play soccer with a turban. Just not in an official league affiliated to the national federation where FIFA rules on that matter apply.

  6. Winslow Jack says:

    Well, there goes my appetite.

  7. Atomicpanda says:

    Another attempt by Quebec to get out of Canada. 

  8. Sekino says:

    ‘Pizzaghetti’ is just a funny/gross name for strawberry/kiwi. Every flavour of Couche-Tard Sloche has a weird or gross name but the actual flavours are pretty normal (example: ‘Tropical Cheddar’ = Peach, ‘Lipposuccion’ = Passionfruit with red syrup bleeding in it, ‘Wonton Soup’ = Iced Tea, etc…)

  9. Manue says:

    This chain is also strongly against unionization of its workers, and as weird practices of firing employees who are victims of hold-ups so no more for me.  Not that I really went for more than milk once in a while.

    Jones Soda does make a poutine flavoured drink, I didn’t  try it though… 

  10. igpajo says:

    I just threw up a little bit in my mouth!!  

  11. Stefan Jones says:

    Obligatory WALL-E reference.

  12. casey says:

     Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup ‘o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.

  13. robuluz says:

    How can a love that feels this wrong possibly be right?

  14. spiderking says:

    Huh. So, Mac’s is Couche-Tard in Quebec. I had no idea.

  15. Jonathan Roberts says:

    ‘Merica. Wait, what?

  16. brian whittle says:

    I wonder if they will be able to get the taste out of the plastic, for when they give up with it and put in normal flavours. 

  17. Snig says:

    In some ways I find this more upsetting than the clown in the woods.

  18. xkot says:

    I don’t speak French, so the name “Couche-Tard” is highly offensive to me.

  19. And in shocking news to Cory, the ‘windshield washer’ flavour they had last year — yes, really — was not actual windshield washer.

  20. acm says:

    Finally, Cup-o-Pizza!  The Jerk would be so proud…

  21. angrygoldfish says:

    Yeah, such a lovely company. Any location where the workers unionize is shuttered, virtually overnight. (Apparently they’ve been taking lessons from those paragons, Wal-Mart and McDonald’s.)

    Add scarily effective marketing of sugar-water to kids — good enough to get an apparently approving post on BB — and, well, what’s not to like? 

    • Couche-Tard is also refusing to drop its sponsorship of the Quebec Soccer Federation despite its (racist imo) ban on turbans. There’s been some talk of boycotting them and other sponsors, but nothing yet. And the ban is widely supported in my miserable province, anyway.

      • Martin says:

         They just apply the FIFA rules on banning religious accessories. It is still very acceptable to play soccer with a turban, a cross or whatever please your imaginary friend in Quebec. Just not in an affiliated league of the FSQ/FIFA.

  22. Deidzoeb says:

    Given: “Voulez-vous couchez avec moi” means “Will you sleep with me?”
    Then “Couche-Tard” is a classy way of saying “Fuck-Tard”?

  23. ugh! Disgusting.. vile idea.. gross.. ill eh, take one of each, please.

  24. Roberta Voulon says:

    Pretty weirded out by the number of people who ACTUALLY believe it’s a pizza-spaghetti flavoured drink. Also, Couche-Tard =! Quebec

  25. Missy Green says:

    I’ll take mine with garlic and oregano 

  26. Missy Green says:

    strawberry-kiwi with garlic and oregano :)

  27. big ryan says:

    and they say that white people have no culture

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