"Vagina Necklace" for auction


If you have been searching for a hand-sculpted vagina necklace, you are in luck. There is currently one for auction on eBay. According to the listing, "This truly is a one-of-a-kind piece of artwork!! Necklace is made of handsculpted flesh colored polymer clay, stainless steel watch case and aircraft cable, sterling silver wire and base metal snap clasp. Sculpture has incredible detail with crystal clear resin applied to give the anatomy a VERY realistic 'wet' look. Necklace is approx. 16" long. Comes with antique(ish) display/gift box. This is a 1-of-a-kind piece of artwork. You will not find anything like this anywhere!!" Vagina Necklace (Thanks, Michael-Anne Rauback!)



  1. “If you have been searching for a hand-sculpted vagina necklace. . . ”

    I read that far, and then stopped.  I am now going to shut down the internet for today.  I will tune in tomorrow to see how that sentence ends.

  2. “This is a 1-of-a-kind piece of artwork. You will not find anything like this anywhere!!”

    One of a kind? Maybe they are referring to the terrible setting, watch, and aircraft parts? It looks more like a fleshlight about to undergo a medical procedure. Gag.

  3. Someone cut the head off of a fleshlight and put it in a vice?   It’s hard to imagine the sort of social situation that would call for this particular piece of jewelry. 

    1.  Female EXTERNAL genitalia, no less.

      Highly idealized/stereotyped….one might almost wonder if the “artist” had ever seen a real example.

  4. that looks like no vulva i’ve ever seen.
    and was the “wet look” really necessary? wow.

    1. (Not Safe For Work Not Safe For Work Not Safe For Work)

      Also not true, there are a lot of sex toys ‘like’ this.  Not many folks willing to wear one around their neck though… probably… and I learned of these toys on BB.  Here is just one site: 


  5. I’m trying to imagine the target audience for this and all I can think about is 70s disco guys with wide open shirts and rich luxurious chest hair, with this pendant just sitting in the middle as natural as can be. 

    1. Are you trying to instigate a debate about racist undertones in the ebay description of a hand-sculpted vagina necklace?

  6. Um, no. It’s a vulva necklace. It may have a vagina on the inside. Anatomy is your friend.

    1. Oh I don’t know though. Imagine a display of them like a trayful of muffins in a cake shop. The visual repetition would likely overwhelm the senses and change the meaning of massed genitalia to something transcendental, possibly even religious.

  7. This truly is a one-of-a-kind piece of artwork!!

    They’re pretty popular in China, if children’s cartoons are anything to go by.

  8. what is it with this person? looks like a sad product of subpar public education health classes.

  9. It sounds like something the Mob would do.
    Vito Corleone: “We might give you cement overshoes or we might give you a vagina necklace, we haven’t decided.”

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