"Vagina Necklace" for auction


48 Responses to “"Vagina Necklace" for auction”

  1. Tribune says:

    Just in time for Father’s Day?

  2. PhosPhorious says:

    “If you have been searching for a hand-sculpted vagina necklace. . . ”

    I read that far, and then stopped.  I am now going to shut down the internet for today.  I will tune in tomorrow to see how that sentence ends.

  3. -hms- says:

    Oh Regretsy, you left us too soon…

  4. annoyingmouse says:

    “base metal snap clasp”

    I don’t know what to say…

  5. vonbobo says:

    “This is a 1-of-a-kind piece of artwork. You will not find anything like this anywhere!!”

    One of a kind? Maybe they are referring to the terrible setting, watch, and aircraft parts? It looks more like a fleshlight about to undergo a medical procedure. Gag.

  6. jandrese says:

    Someone cut the head off of a fleshlight and put it in a vice?   It’s hard to imagine the sort of social situation that would call for this particular piece of jewelry. 

  7. Lucy Gothro says:

    It’s NOT a birth-canal necklace!  It’s a female-genitalia necklace!

  8. Shawn Suther says:

    that looks like no vulva i’ve ever seen.
    and was the “wet look” really necessary? wow.

  9. Nell Anvoid says:

    “You will not find anything like this anywhere!!”

    Good thing, too.

  10. CaptainPedge says:

    NSFW pics before the jump >:(

  11. jandrese says:

    I’m trying to imagine the target audience for this and all I can think about is 70s disco guys with wide open shirts and rich luxurious chest hair, with this pendant just sitting in the middle as natural as can be. 

  12. PanoramicPenguin says:

    I’m 12 and what is this?

  13. folkclarinet says:

    “Flesh-colored”???? There isn’t just one flesh color…

  14. pathman25 says:

    Um, no. It’s a vulva necklace. It may have a vagina on the inside. Anatomy is your friend.

  15. Other than attending an early Cronenberg retrospective, I can’t see too many social occasions crying out for this item.

  16. Diogenes says:

    No, no!  That’s half of a Chinese subterranean mushroom.

  17. Cynical says:

    Sometimes, scarcity of supply prompts relief, rather than demand…

    • Lemoutan says:

      Oh I don’t know though. Imagine a display of them like a trayful of muffins in a cake shop. The visual repetition would likely overwhelm the senses and change the meaning of massed genitalia to something transcendental, possibly even religious.

  18. Lemoutan says:

    Christ. What a hole. As I was saying …

  19. Jonathan Roberts says:

    This truly is a one-of-a-kind piece of artwork!!

    They’re pretty popular in China, if children’s cartoons are anything to go by.

  20. Dave1183 says:

    Why hard resin and not soft silicone rubber? That’ll just leave me feeling chafed.

  21. 10xor01 says:

    If this isn’t awful enough, there’s always this one.

  22. keithdouglas322 says:

    That’d be a vulva, the vagina is internal.

  23. If you want something much classier in bronze or silver, I recommend Reva Myers of Amber Moon Jewelry.


  24. freepubelicity says:

    what is it with this person? looks like a sad product of subpar public education health classes.

  25. Anonymous says:

    It sounds like something the Mob would do.
    Vito Corleone: “We might give you cement overshoes or we might give you a vagina necklace, we haven’t decided.”

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