Something to think about

* Ripped from Gareth Branwyn's Facebook feed.

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  1. He’ll never be stuck immobile on the ground for 10 minutes high. Or wipe off empty beer cans with latex gloves on and paper napkins from Taco Bell before throwing them into the yard of the foreclosed house next door exclaiming, “Now the Mexicans can’t have our DNA!” high. Mostly because he’s dead, but also because he’s not me.

    1. He’ll never be stuck immobile on the ground for 10 minutes high.

      On the contrary, he’s been stuck immobile in the ground for nearly a decade now.

    1. I drove by a fat girl eating a hunk of cake one day. Her body language was positively paranoid, and she had obviously squeezed through the bushes to eat unseen by her family. Only… the other side of the bushes was the shoulder of a six-lane stretch of Highway 111. I can only imagine the family dynamics that sent her out there.

  2. Does flying Air France in boxer shorts watching the Fugitive (dubbed in French) count?  Because it was hella weird.

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