By Xeni Jardin at 8:30 am Thu, Jun 20, 2013
* Ripped from Gareth Branwyn's Facebook feed.
uh oh!! low on speed! There’s always sugar!!
He’ll never be stuck immobile on the ground for 10 minutes high. Or wipe off empty beer cans with latex gloves on and paper napkins from Taco Bell before throwing them into the yard of the foreclosed house next door exclaiming, “Now the Mexicans can’t have our DNA!” high. Mostly because he’s dead, but also because he’s not me.
He’ll never be stuck immobile on the ground for 10 minutes high.
On the contrary, he’s been stuck immobile in the ground for nearly a decade now.
He kind of has the advantage though. He can hold his breath a lot longer than I can. :|
I put it to you I could, and have been, in fact, higher.
If you put it to me, you must have been.
someone here is 9gag high
My wall is your wall, Xeni. :)
gratuitous but required reading.
edit: tried posting image twice, going off in a huff now.
Cash will never be guy doing naked gymnastics on subway terminal high! Check and mate
I checked, and I’d rather not mate with him.
More for me.
One needs to be high in order to shame-eat an entire cake while hiding in the backyard?
Ya, no drugs required for me… Besides, It’s MY cake!
I drove by a fat girl eating a hunk of cake one day. Her body language was positively paranoid, and she had obviously squeezed through the bushes to eat unseen by her family. Only… the other side of the bushes was the shoulder of a six-lane stretch of Highway 111. I can only imagine the family dynamics that sent her out there.
Ah, makes me want to watch this movie again…
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Does flying Air France in boxer shorts watching the Fugitive (dubbed in French) count? Because it was hella weird.
I Fell In With A Frosting Cake Supplier
Of cake is sweet
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