Lies I've Told My 3 Year Old Recently

If you want to have your guts ripped out through your eyeballs, have a look at "Lies I've Told My 3 Year Old Recently," a short, sweet poem by Raul Gutierrez (possibly this Raul Gutierrez, but I'd be grateful for correction if you know better) that has a barb buried in it. Here's how it starts:

Trees talk to each other at night.
All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.
Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.

My favorite line is: "If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky."

Update: That's the right Gutierrez; I've updated the link below to go to his site.

Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently

(Image: Clouds, a Creative Commons Attribution (2.0) image from nirak's photostream)