Review: Ovation Pumpkin Spice generic chocolate orange

Terry's Chocolate Orange is among Britain's finest confectionaries. The very concept of a life-size chocolate orange is so compelling that I didn't think twice about trying out a generic copy spotted at a local craft store.

In the matter of Ovation's Milk Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Break-A-Part chocolate orange, however, I was gravely mistaken. It looked, smelled, and tasted just like the scented candles shelved unsettlingly nearby.

Four unicode turds out of five.