Have you ever wanted to have a toilet that looked like an evil clown was about to climb out of it, having accomplished the geometrically unlikely feat of eeling through the sewage pipes? Now you can! A mere $6 gets you one of these bad boys. Comes with toilet-tank blood-spatter decal.
I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.