So, you want to be a fossil

Brian Switek (America's fossil sweetheart) has some excellent tips on how to give your bones the best chance of ending up in a museum. Fossilization isn't as simple as just dropping dead. It involves a fairly particular set of environmental circumstances + a lot of luck. Step 1: Start with foregoing the coffin and cemetary and find yourself a nice spot in a floodplain with rapid sediment deposition, instead.

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  1. Quick mis-read of that and I saw "Start with foregoing the coffee"

  2. Mqrius says:

    Really, I much rather be cryopreserved than end up as a fossil!

  3. Casey says:

    Fossil? Nah, it's bog mummy for me all the way.

  4. "Behold: even death itself shall not erase my carbon footprint!"

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