Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito…

"You're the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys." @luckyshirt on Medium. The problem: dude constructed burrito like a pack of lifesavers, which ignores a primary user interface principle of burrito design, namely, the user typically consumes the content laterally.