Let us now praise Freddie McCullough

It is my sincere hope that this is a real obituary, written for a real person, by their real family. Because it's AMAZING. "Freddie loved deep fried Southern food smothered in Cane Syrup, fishing at Santee Cooper Lake, Little Debbie Cakes, Two and a Half Men, beautiful women, Reeses Cups and Jim Beam. Not necessarily in that order. He hated vegetables and hypocrites. Not necessarily in that order."