Rob Ford articulates official mayoral cunnilingus policy

Here's Toronto Mayor Rob "Laughable Bumblefuck" Ford responding to yesterday's release of the partially redacted police file. After stating his intent to take legal action against a host of current and former staffers, wait staff at a restaurant, and many others, he addresses the allegation that he "wanted to eat [Olivia Gondek's] pussy."

The mayor stated, for the record: "I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home."

Rob Ford will (ahem) go down in history with this quote

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  1. ayprof says:

    He may bumblefuck around quite a bit, but I thought that was a pretty hilarious response.

  2. Canada makes international news these days for two reasons:

    1. Harpergov boldly rolls back progress.
    2. Rob Ford doubles down on the crazy.

    I miss the days when we were that nice, earnest country that everybody liked. The image wasn't exactly true, but we mostly enjoyed having it.

  3. It's going to take a lot more than those two to kill the warm feelings your southerly neighbors have thanks to the cast of SCTV and The Kids In The Hall.

  4. Thank you! Sometimes we sit in our igloos and despair of the current situation. Your comment gives me the strength to go out and check my traplines...

  5. Colbert calls him the Chris Farley tribute mayor.

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