The best business card in the world

If The New York Times were for sale, it would have an interesting billionaire bidder: Guangbiao Chen, said to be China's most influential person, most prominent philanthropist, moral leader, earthquake rescue hero, well-known and beloved Chinese role model, most charismatic philanthropist, top low carbon emission and environmental protection advocate, and foremost environmental preservation demolition expert. [via Business Insider]

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  1. Of all his titles the best one by far is "China Low Carbon Emission".

    Think about it, kids: if you work and study really hard someday you too may grow up to be a low carbon emission.

  2. At first I thought all the censor black bars were on the printed card. Which would have been hilariously appropriate for China.

  3. Only one of the Top 10 Most Honorable Volunteers? Please. That means there are potentially nine volunteers in China who have more honor.

  4. He's clearly not that important. He'd have used Pale Nimbus. And it doesn't even have a watermark.

  5. *I am the very model of a public intellectual,
    I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
    From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
    I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
    I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
    About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
    With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
    I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
    I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
    In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a public intellectual!*

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