Nominative determinism–one's name influencing oneself–is real. Alice Robb, for The New Republic, recaps research from the last decade or so.
Can we blame Ron Paul's political ambitions on his last name? Research suggests that people choose—or are unconsciously drawn to—careers that resemble their own names. The effect is stronger for women's first names and men's last names; psychologists hypothesize that women are less attached to their last names because they anticipate taking their husbands'
Depending on how you pronounce it, "Beschizza" sounds like various German words and slang terms meaning things like messed up, crappy, shitty, shitfaced, etc. Workin' on it, guys.
