Cocktailese


College Humor's Every Cocktail Bar Menu Ever pretty much nails the experience of trying to parse out fancy, overblown booze descriptions -- but for the true experience, the whole thing should be printed in tiny, low-contrast type and presented in a dimly lit room.

Every Cocktail Bar Menu Ever [Dan Hopper/College Humor]

(via JWZ)

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  1. But the "Gets Worse As You Keep Reading" gets better at the end with the entire can of Surge!

  2. PatRx2 says:

    Well, you can be sure the Surge is well-aged, certainly.

    Personally, I prefer it when the well-aged (and hard to pronounce) items on a cocktail menu are Islay single malts...

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