Downworthy is a Chrome plugin that converts hyperbolic headlines from viral mills into sarcastic -- and much more realistic -- semantic equivalents. For example, the word "literally" is replaced with "figuratively"; while "go viral" is translated to "be overused so much that you'll silently pray for the sweet release of death to make it stop."
"Literally" becomes "Figuratively" *
"Will Blow Your Mind" becomes "Might Perhaps Mildly Entertain You For a Moment" *
"One Weird Trick" becomes "One Piece of Completely Anecdotal Horseshit" *
"Go Viral" becomes "Be Overused So Much That You'll Silently Pray for the Sweet Release of Death to Make it Stop" *
"Can't Even Handle" becomes "Can Totally Handle Without Any Significant Issue" *
"Incredible" becomes "Painfully Ordinary" *
"You Won't Believe" becomes "In All Likelihood, You'll Believe" *
... and so on.
In China, teens and twentysomethings are wearing little plastic accessories on their heads in the shape of tiny little sprouts, fruit, or flowers. Nobody’s exactly sure where or how the trend started, but it’s… growing.
Adam Conover latest “Adam Ruins Everything” is five depressingly hilarious minutes on aviation security, security theater, privacy, and ritual humiliation, with a guest-appearance by Bruce Schneier. If you didn’t laugh, you’d have to cry, although you can always do both, right?
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