Bieber and Ford as Gilligan and the Skipper

Here's this week's unidentified bit of net.clever seeking reidentification: a photoshopped Gilligan's Island image with Justin Beiber as Gilligan and Toronto's crack-smoking, Bieber-defending mayor Rob Ford as the Skipper -- found in Steve Silberman's Twitter stream. Do you know who made it? Weigh in in the comments and I'll add attribution to the post.

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  1. Where IS that Gilligan's Island big-screen reboot?

    I know the photo is going for Canadians, but if we're also going for contemporary public trainwrecks, I nominate Miley Cyrus as Ginger.

  2. If we're going with a Canadian theme, I suggest Ted Cruz as Mr. Howell.

  3. Is anyone running a book on whether Ford or Bieber will be dead first? Not that I'm a gambling man; I'm just curious to see which way the market leans.

  4. Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
    A tale of a fake Blood/Crip,
    A laughable, drunk bumblefuck,
    And their ego trips.

    Captured high on video,
    The Mayor refused to leave:
    His Worship was 'just under it,'
    Not drunkwalking on his knees...

    The Biebs was was a mighty arrogant
    Ridiculous manqué.
    If not for his plethora of follicles,
    Who'd know him today?
    Who'd know him today?*

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