Donut receipt includes Mitch Hedberg's "donut receipt" routine

donutA donut shop employee posted this receipt on Reddit, stating: "I was given the ability to control what gets printed on the receipts at the doughnut shop where I work. This is the first thing I did."

Above, the late Mitch Hedberg's "Donut Receipt" routine.

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  1. Because I am a professional, accredited Donutologist I need those receipts at tax-time to write off my ~60K in research-related donut purchases.

  2. "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."
    - Mitch Hedberg

  3. What if you're accused of a murder, and the only way to prove your alibi that you were miles away buying a donut at the time is your receipt? What then?

  4. Although to be fair, it would take an incredibly skinflint organization to require you to get receipts for all incidental expenses on a trip.

    You just described every organization I've ever worked for. Receipts for everything. [sigh]

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