Donut receipt includes Mitch Hedberg's "donut receipt" routine

donutA donut shop employee posted this receipt on Reddit, stating: "I was given the ability to control what gets printed on the receipts at the doughnut shop where I work. This is the first thing I did."

Above, the late Mitch Hedberg's "Donut Receipt" routine.

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  1. Hey! I paid for a "creme" filled donut!

    No you didn't.

    Here, look at the receipt.

  2. What if you're accused of a murder, and the only way to prove your alibi that you were miles away buying a donut at the time is your receipt? What then?

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