Extremely 'high elf' battles evil, attacks car in Portland

Via KATU.com:
A man dressed in chain-mail with a helmet, shield and carrying a sword and staff ran into traffic and started attacking her car.

She called 911, reporting that "a pirate" was attacking her car.

When police got there, they detained Konrad Bass of Glendale, Oregon.

Bass told officers that he wasn't a pirate but a "high-elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth."

Woman's car attacked by self-identified 'high elf' battling evil via KATU.com

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  1. I'm guessing "high" is the key word in this article.

  2. She can't tell the difference between a high elf and a pirate?

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