Smart high school student suspended for nerdy joke

Paris Gray, the 17-year-old class vice president of Mundy's Mill High School in Georgia was suspended from school for a chemistry joke she ran in the yearbook: "When the going gets tough just remember to Barium, Carbon, Potassium, Thorium, Astatine, Arsenic, Sulfur, Uranium, Phosphorus." The message is decoded by consulting a periodic table:

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