Guru meditating or dead?

6412558083 96f1c49824The Telegraph reports that popular Indian guru Shri Ashutosh Maharaj is either dead or, according to his followers, just meditating, very deeply, in a freezer; now, his wife and son want the courts to investigate.

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  1. He's just pining for the fjords.

  2. He took some of the water of life, and shall awaken as the Kwisatz Haderach.

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