Seagull menace delays charity abseil

Fears that seagulls would "dive-bomb" fundraisers led organizers of a charity abseil to delay the event. While inspecting the site beforehand, safety and conservation experts were attacked by birds protecting baby chicks.

Notable Replies

  1. Seagulls? Fucking shithawks.

  2. As a born & bred coastal resident, I concur.

  3. We had one used to break into the house via a missing slate on the roof. Herring-gulls are some of the biggest jerks on the planet.

Continue the discussion

2 more replies