Tumblrers' epic snarky responses to "No Wifi Talk to Each Other" sign


It starts with "NO 'TELEPHONES'. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER, SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM, PRETEND IT'S 1860, LIVE."

It swiftly moves through "NO 'WRITING' TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE" and heads to "NO 'MATTER'. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING. THERE IS NO 'YOU', ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING. TIME DOES NOT EXIST. BE."

No 'Wifi' TALK to Each Other