Maggie Koerth-Baker at 9:07 am Tue, Jul 29, 2014
ADVERTISE AT BOING BOING!
You will need a knife, a non-toxic marker, and some math.
Somebody will be along in a minute to make an "interlocks/into lox" joke.
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